Sorry that I am a bit grumpy :(

by caspian 31 Replies latest jw friends

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  caspian

  I took a specialised law exam yesterday, and I should really have been revising hard this past month, but because of what happened with my dad, I didn't.

  Even though I won't get the results till next week I know that I have failed , and the company that I work Have never had anyone fail this exam before. So I am a bit cheesed off.

  To top it all I got an email this morning telling me that I was worthless person who was going to die at the hand of God, normally I just laugh off these pranks. but it wasn't funny today.

  It was even from [email protected] , No doubt one of these prank sites.

  So I need some major cheering up, so either post or PM me any jokes , anecdotes or stories.

  First one to make me laugh wins.

  Cas.
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  obiwan

  Hey, your butts on fire....go sit on a pail of gasoline, that will light up your day!
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  teenyuck

  Try this:

  http://fun.drno.de/flash/beer.swf
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  bittersweet

  ((((((((caspian))))))) cheer up mate. We all love ya here!
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  BLISSISIGNORANCE

  OK...........I'll give it a go!

  Joke: 3 old ladies went to a park and sat down on a bench. A flasher stood in front of them and exposed himself. Martha had a stroke, Ethal had a stroke and Mavis couldn't reach.

  LOL...............sorry, but it cracks me up every time. (mental image)

  Hope it worked Caspian.

  Cheers, Bliss
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  caspian

  Bliss you win, I was going to try and hold out...

  Please keep them coming, I ve got a grin on my face.
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  obiwan

  Oh sure caspian, give the award to the pretty woman....sheesh!
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  BLISSISIGNORANCE

  Oh Obi..............I don't think Caspian is that shallow, mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!

  But thanks anyhow

  Bliss
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  gumby

  Caspian.....I'll bet you never even looked at teenyuk's link, now did ya?

  Gumby
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  calamityjane

  Don't Swing...
  > >
  > > Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball
  > >
  > > into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
  > >
  > > Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
  > > every buttercup in the patch.
  > >
  > > All of a sudden . . . POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
  > >
  > > woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it
  > > took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any
  > > butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't
  > >
  > > have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life..... as a
  > > matter
  > > of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
  > >
  > > Then POOF!...she was gone.
  > >
  > > After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
  > > "Fred,
  > > where are you?"
  > >
  > > Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."
  > >
  > > Dave yells back...... "DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T
  > >
  > > SWING!!!"