My mother and her reaction to me being "gay"

by logansrun 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I have actually faced the same question from my mother even though I live 100s of miles away, am 32 and have been married. She just asked as that is the only reason she could think of as to why I am still single.

  • logansrun
    logansrun

    Ballistic,

    You mean you're not gay? Wow.

    Bradley

    hehehehe....j/k

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Now Expat sweetheart, why would I be offended by anything you say?

    ~Aztec

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Aztec!

    Don't give me that sweetness and light crap! Where's the liberal indignation, hey? Come on, hit me with your best Marx quote!

    Expatbrit

    p.s. Bradley, time to get your own place!

  • logansrun
    logansrun

    expat,

    Trust me, I'm working on it.

    In due time, my friend. In due time...

    Bradley

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Now now, just because I'm liberal doesn't mean I walk around indignant all the time. I think Brad needs his own place too but maybe not until he finishes college. As for a Marx quote how bout this one:

    "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"

    ~Aztec

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Aztec:

    Ha! Groucho!

    Here's another "I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!"

    That one's Chico. Lenin was quite pissed when he heard it, because he never got to have any fun with the girls.

    Expatbrit

  • heathen
    heathen

    I think that's something all parents do . That's one hell of a conclusion to jump to just because you were gone for a couple days , jeeze you are 27 . I guess it's ok to continue to let pedofiles sell magazines but to have a gay son live at home is more than she can bear .lol

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Lenin was a spoilsport!

    A few more of my faves before we raise Bradley's ire at having his thread hijacked:

    "A man's only as old as the woman he feels"

    "Time wounds all heels"

    "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read"

    Okay, I'll stop now.

    ~Aztecs.A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32
    My mother and her reaction to me being "gay"

    I knew it!

    No, I'm not gay

    Oh...nevermind.

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