How Will YOU Be Destroyed at Armageddon? (page 3)

Funchback

I'm gonna get tortured and beaten by all of those old, cranky annointed ladies that are serving as Christ's executioners.

Afterwards, my body will smell like Ben-Gay and Ensure.

freedom96

I won't be destroyed at armageddon, so I just am not too worried about it.

Though I certainly am not perfect, I don't believe that God has any huge issues with me to warrant a final death.

Stacy Smith

I have a feeling I'll meet my end squished between Arnie and Maria.

Mutz

I think I will be killed by Colonel Mustard in the Library with a lead pipe.........

Lapuce

Well I guess I should be punished too right, so I must at least have fun in dying, so I'll go with all that sleezy sex, and dying of overdoing it.

Lapuce

xjw_b12

I think something bad will happen to me while I'm impersonating Santa in my Hot Tub !

unbeliever

I always pictured the ground opening up and falling to my death. You can see those pictures in their new great teacher book. the one they read the kiddies every night.

outoftheorg

I DON'T REMEMBER. ALREADY FADING MEMORIES ON THIS " YOU'R GONNA DIE AT ARMAGEDDON CRAP.

I THINK THERE WERE BIRDS INVOLVED. PROBABLY SEA GULLS.

Y'ALL KNOW ABOUT THE SEA GULL -- WBTS--MANAGEMENT POLICY DON'T YA??

THEY'L ALL FLY IN FROM HEADQUATERS (BETHEL)--- EAT ALL THE FOOD--- SHIT ALL OVER EVERYTHING AND ME--- THEN THEY FLY BACK TO HEADQUATERS.

Outoftheorg

How Will YOU Be Destroyed at Armageddon?

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