He Wont...Im 2 Good
How Will YOU Be Destroyed at Armageddon?
by Nosferatu 27 Replies latest jw friends
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mustang
They'll run out of stones and have to pelt me with dirt. I'll be DIRTED
Mustang
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rocketman
A lightening bolt with my name on it.
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rocketman
Great one mustang!
Actually, if JJ (Jah Jehovah) wanted to include my greatest fear, he'd probably push me out of a building...no, wait...drown me....no, wait, burn me.
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SanFranciscoJim
Jehovah will appoint the governor of California to terminate me.
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Badger
Hmm....I'd like a heart attack after several rounds of disgusting sex with Shirley Manson, Mia Hamm or Salma Hayek
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shotgun
Great balls of fire.....Jerry lee Lewis
maybe we could add that to the Song Book...# 666
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Bendrr
I won't be. So there!
Mike.
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Kenneson
I don't plan on being destroyed. But because I apostasized I'm sure I will have to be punished some type of way. I guess I might have to spend an eternity in paradise in New York printing W.T. literature. On second thought, I might prefer being destroyed.
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Maverick
An airplane full of Watchtowers and Awakes will crash into my carport while I'm washing my Jag instead of being at the Sunday meeting! Maverick