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If you can answer this, you're Einstein!
by Jennie 56 Replies latest jw friends
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czarofmischief
Nobody in the Bible went to the Bathroom... ever... That is why there are so many rules - they were very cranky and uptight because they hadn't had a good poo.
The Israelites were God's people, and He wiped their bums for them.
Adam and Eve were invisible. That is why they were so embarassed to realize they were naked.
CZAR
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Swan
Jennie,
A Fury is the name of a car. See Odrade's picture above. So keep that in mind and read the answer again.
Also, did you know that Adam and Eve were the first to play baseball?
Genesis starts out "In the big inning..." and soon after that was when Eve took first and Adam stole second.
Jennie, now I have one for you:
Who were the smallest men in the Bible?
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Faraon
Did the people in the bible go to the bathroom? And if so where?
There are no people IN the bible. Only demonz inhabite it in order to posess people who believe in it.They had no bathrooms, at least in the dessert, where plumbing was difficult.
Did they ever have toilet paper? And if not what did they use for toilet paper?
They actually used papyrus to clean themselves but only after their liberation from Egypt. They collected it all after being used in the dessert, and called it the bible.
Were Adam and Eve black or white?
Actually they were flesh-toned. The only black and white one was Lilith, Adam's first wife, who went to live with the demonz after being raped by Adam.
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Big Tex
Nobody in the Bible went to the Bathroom... ever... That is why there are so many rules - they were very cranky and uptight because they hadn't had a good poo.
That would explain so much czar. Maybe you're on to something here.
The amazing power of poo.
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Faraon
Big Tex
Nobody in the Bible went to the Bathroom... ever... That is why there are so many rules - they were very cranky and uptight because they hadn't had a good poo.
Actually, the bible tell us that the Israelis had to dig a hole to poo on the outside of camp in case Yah decided to take a walk in the camp his feet would not be soiled. That camp had to have at least a diameter of twelve miles since there were 3.5 million Israelies and company. If you lived in the center, it would take you a good couple of hours just to get there, and the same to return. No wonder they were pooped! (pun intended)
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RubaDub
Sara Annie -> Allegedly the whole biblical mandate to eat only with your right (or was it left?) hand was because the other hand was reserved for the duty of wiping, and no one wanted your wipe-hand dipping into the communal bowl.
Yes, that is the case. That is also one of the reasons why Christians in the first century were counciled: "don't let the left hand know what your right hand is doing."
***** Rub a Dub
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Satanus
They only started going to the bathroom after the nation of israel came into existence. Then god gave them instructions how to do it, you know, outside the camp, in a little hole made by a little stick. That was cuz yhwh walked through their camps at night time, and he hated getting shit on his feet.
They obviuosly didn't wipe, because their god didn't tell them to.
Before israel nation times, they were closer to perfection, and had no wastes.
SS phd bha in bs
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mustang
Bible baseball (adds 2 Swan's post):
Genesis starts out "In the big inning..."
Eve stole first,
Adam stole second,
Cain struck out Abel,
The Prodigal Son made a run for home,
And Noah called the game on account of rain.
That's all I could recollect, but there may be more...
Mustang