Ozzie's Weekend Poll #67

by ozziepost 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    G'day all,

    How's this weekend been going for you? We had a sudden cold snap yesterday bringing the temps right down low, so today we're 'enjoying' cool, windy rainy weather. Oh well, we're cozy inside.

    Looking back over the week, we've been heartened to recieve communications from exiting dubs. I should fill in a report!!! But seriously, it does give us encouragement to know that many more are coming to a knowledge of the truth about "The Troof". How about a toast to that?

    Now that we're in a good mood, let's join in reminiscing again for our weekend poll. So. feeling nostalgia coming on??

    This weekend's poll question is:

    What does "meet after the meeting in the back room with the elders" mean?

    1. Trouble!

    2. You were the top publisher of the month.

    3. A personal qualifications exam.

    4. You'd done something wrong.

    5. You'd done something right. (yeah, right?!)

    6. You were going to be shown how to do the secret handshake.

    7. You were being selected for KH toilet cleaning.

    8. You were being shown how to stay awake in the meetings.

    9. You'd forgotten to turn in your field service report.

    10. Your skirt was too short.

    11. Your hair was too long.

    12. You musta said something wrong.

    13. Peace for those left in the main hall.

    14. An early mark!

    15. You'd been sprung!

    16. Other (oh, come on, there must be more!!!)


    So keep those responses coming in! Enjoy.

    Cheers, Ozzie

  • shamus
    shamus

    Hey Ozzie,

    It meant to me that I was selected for more "privleges". They didn't give a shit about me... thank god in a way!

    Cold snap, eh? IN Australia? I don't think you know what cold is, my friend!

  • smack
    smack

    Cold? sure was, between 2C and 6C yesterday. Warmed up a treat today, still got snow on Mt Wellington.

    You canucks don't know what cold is

    Steve

  • shamus
    shamus

    Bah, Steve!

    It gets to -35 here sometimes. Winter is 6 months.

    Stick that in yer pipe and smoke it! Oh, and have fun snowboarding on that slush you call "snow"..

  • cyberguy
    cyberguy

    Definitely #1!

  • Mac
    Mac

    It was the hair....always the hair!

    mac

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    1. Trouble!

    4. You'd done something wrong.

    15. You'd been sprung!

    Definitely one of these three. But in the last hall I was in the elders done there best to ignore me so I never got called in the back for anything, good or bad. The only time I got their attention was when I was talking to one of their 18 yr old daughter, they were over in 2 seconds to remind her they had to go now.......

  • SM62
    SM62

    1. Trouble

    4. You'd done something wrong

    16. Lady - you've been opening your big gob again!!

    Terri

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    *Er, Brother Mike, why do you only make shepherding calls on the pretty sisters?

    Englishman.

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    17. Repeatedly "brushing up" against sister's breasts with the roving mic.

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