Ozzie's Weekend Poll #67

by ozziepost 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    It's time for me to fill out the talk slips.

    Everyone made fun of my handwriting. Well, screw 'em, they werent' doing it, were they?

    I betcha they miss me now that they have to do that crap.

    CZAR

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    Surely you did something wrong to be asked to go into the back room. I know, I was there.

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    Other: It USED to mean, "we have a part on the next Circuit Assembly, we would like you to participate."

    Later, it meant: "We're concerned about your meeting attendance. We want to come speak to you about it."

    NOW, it means nothing, because I don't go, and I don't recognized their authority.

  • Lainey
    Lainey

    Cassie

    I was once asked to be the Toilet Overseer

    You can start by cleaning your own bathroom, its filthy young man.

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    Once they asked me to pay a visit to Lainey for, erm, "spiritual encouragement."

    I left her house feeling very encouraged, and slightly exhausted....

    heh heh heh

    CZAR

  • Lainey
    Lainey

    Czar.ROFLMAO.

    I left her house feeling very encouraged, and slightly exhausted....

    Thats funny cos I felt as fresh as a daisy.

    Lainey xx

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    7. You were being selected for KH toilet cleaning.

    8. You were being shown how to stay awake in the meetings.

    10. Your skirt was too short.

    Funny story about staying awake: None of my siblings or I could stay awake through an assembly. My father was continually bumping us or hitting us with a magazine in an effort to keep us alert. Finally one time he nodded off and my sisters and I threw tiny spit wads at him while my mother cracked up. It was great and he couldn't yell at us afterwards because he had broken his own rule about staying awake at an assembly.

    ~Aztec

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