Apostates exposed... (page 3)

think41self

Oh you guys are hilarious!

Bugeye...I think you've found your calling in life....satirical humor.

But if Mommy gets to be extracted....what about me?

think41self

LovesDubs

....damn Venice....they lookin for ME?>???

My assignment came cleverly disguised as a renewal form in my AWAKE! issue dated June 31, 2001 which...I knew seemed odd. I am to infiltrate all Kingdom Halls in a 300 mile radius to my home base, putting laughing gas in their air conditioning and making the hall zero gravity so all arms will raise involuntarily towards the heavens when they sing. ( It also does things that Viagra cant do )

Prisca

laughing gas in the air conditioning.... LOL that's a riot

BugEye

Daily log

Agent think41self seems to be a double agent. Was seen in compromising position with other apostates. I suggest immediate elimination.

Enemy LovDubs has been sighted and will be apprehended soon. She seems impervious to standard Watchtowers and Awakes so my suggestion is to use the Revelation book to confuse her mind and scramble her thought processes. It always worked for me.

Confirming previous observations, Agent Prisca is a double agent, however nothing is needed to be done as she is sufficiently confused.

Agent BugEye

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Francois

You know, if the creativity of the people who inhabit this board on a regular basis were harnessed and concentrated on a specific project, great riches could be attained.

Think about it. Think about a radio comedy along the lines of "A Prairie Home Companion" on NPR in the USA. Radio comedies are relatively easy to write and produce. I'm sure it could be done. And we would be doing it from points all across the globe. It's never been done to my knowledge. Its very uniqueness of concept would get the attention of the merely curious; its quality would attract financial backing and a continuingly growing audience.

You guys are really talented. Now add a little focus and direction and damn, the possibilities are exciting.

Watcha think?

Francois

think41self

Francoise,

I'm with you! There are some extremely talented and funny people on this board.

And I nominate the Aussies and the Brits to do the live readings, cuz I just loooooooove their accents!

think41self

LovesDubs

Im onto you BugOrbs... I have memorized the Revelation Climax and Climax again and again and..oh excuse me... and have in fact EATEN several of its pages to hide the evidence. Page 125 has an odd paragraph about the Society being able to TALK TO DEAD PEOPLE from the annointed class who are in heaven. I know its some kind of secret code, and I mean to BUST IT. Everybody knows they dont believe that...but then theres this picture of Christ with this DEMON FACE clearly in his extended palm that really has me baffled. I know Bethel has been infiltrated...must.........go...

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mommy

I agree Francoise, theses guys are a blast! How did Venice come up with such a silly idea like me drinking wine and singing obnoxiously? That girl has got an imagination

Bugsy, you are TOP DOG! I wish I could think of that stuff, lol

Loves Hahahaaa
wendy

unclebruce

G'day apostates,

Francoise you're right these folks are unreal. Finally I found someone else whose heard of StPaul Water Crakers and The Home Praire show - used to be funny sitting in the australian bush listening to that Minnesota outback radio show. :)

cheers unc.

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