If You Could Start A Rumour About The Witnesses, What Would It Be???

jgnat

To increase circulation, there will now be a central pullout in the Awake magazine. It will feature mustachioed men in jeans and pullovers, and women with slitty skirts.

All very tasteful of course.

logansrun

Wow minimus, now you're really scraping the bottom of the question barrel, aren't you!

Rumors would be counterproductive to my/our aims. I'd stick to the truth.

Bradley

JH

The watchtower organization owns the United Nations building.

metatron

That two or three GB members were euthanized in a coup de etat

metatron

Rumor: All True Christians have been raptured and all the Witnesses have been left behind to suffer in God's wrath, as they made others suffer in their self-righteousness! (Time to edit the "Truth" book!)

freedom96

I would show that with no doubt the governing body were as corrupt as they could be, and that they made everything up.

imallgrowedup

Freedom -

Great idea! But it wouldn't be a rumor - it would be true! I think we could call your excellent idea an "expose"!

imallgrowedup

Badger

None...

For those who are unjust, the truth alone is cruel punishment enough.

CaptainSchmideo

That one of the governing body died because he ate "pop rocks" and washed it down with Orange NeHi, which caused his stomach to explode....

If You Could Start A Rumour About The Witnesses, What Would It Be???

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