If You Could Start A Rumour About The Witnesses, What Would It Be???

by minimus 50 Replies latest jw friends

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    That the Society has been losing many of its court cases in regards to negligence when handling child abuse cases and is asking all faithful brothers and sisters to contribute generously to help them through this. One of the latest Watchtower's points to and highlights ways in which to do this.

    Has a ring of truth to it.

  • minimus
    minimus

    I could see the article entitled "The Value of Tithing For Christians". Think of all the money they could get! They could word it in such a way to say that Christians are not under obligation to give one tenth of everything, but the PRINCIPLE still applies to "true Christians".

  • badboy
    badboy

    Simon Green?

    Who he?

  • minimus
    minimus

    He da Man. He run dis place, boy.....btw, where have you been???

  • badboy
    badboy

    I have been having trouble logoning perhaps b/c of the cookies, something like that(I liked your bit about hawaiian Liau or whatever it was)

  • gumby
    gumby

    I heard Ted Jarcaz has aids and nobody wants to be around the poor infected bastard and so their kickin his arse out of bethel.

    Gumby

  • minimus
    minimus

    Who gave Ted Jaracz AIDS???

  • gumby
    gumby

    I did.

    * gumby puts his head down and blushes*

  • Phantom Stranger
    Phantom Stranger

    That members are well-adjusted, openminded individuals who value free thinking.

  • Athanasius
    Athanasius

    Representatives of the Watch Tower (Jehovah's Witnesses) and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormons) are secretly meeting in St. Louis to discuss the upcoming merger of the two religions. There are still a few issues that need to be ironed out, but beginning on January 1, 2004 the two churches will exchange speakers for their Sunday services and a Watch Tower edition of the Book of Mormon is being printed in Patterson as we speak.

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