An Enormous Lump Has Appeared!

by Englishman 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Been there done that Eman...sawmill accident several years ago. Although I was hit hard enough that I needed crutches for two weeks.

    Sounds gross but the blood sack disappears after a week or so.

    Elevate that leg.....no not that one.

  • Simon
    Simon

    I thought you must have been reading Viz and finbar-saunders when I started reading the topic eman.

    Sounds nasty and scary! Glad you handled it like a man ... and immediately called for a woman to help

    A haematoma eh? I seem to remember that was something that *every* victim Quincy examined had !

    "This was no accident Sam, this man has a subdural haematoma !! I'll stake my reputation on it ..."

  • SpannerintheWorks
    SpannerintheWorks

    I agree with Stotgun and Valis, so 'it it wi' the 'ammer, cock!

    Spanner

  • Valis
    Valis
    I seem to remember that was something that *every* victim Quincy examined had !

    man I loved that show! He lived on a boat, got to play w/dead bodies, always had some chick around, drank like a fish, lived in California...what else could one ask for?

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • sens
    sens

    ((((((eman))))))) how horrid...

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Simon:

    subdural haematoma

    Eman has had one of those for years...at least this thing on his leg is curable.

    Eman, take care mate!

    Craig

    PS: Shouldn't I move this topic to Adult??? LOLOL

  • Billygoat
    Billygoat
    Eman - "An Enormous Lump Has Appeared! In my trousers too!"
    Dolly young nurse - "My! That's a big one!"

    Don't hear that too often, huh?

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    But like he said, Billygoat, he's "hanging free" now!

  • Simon
    Simon

    ha ha ... I love the helpful google ads showing up for crutches

  • waiting
    waiting

    lol billygoat!

    Hey Eman with the lump in his pants! If you'd had proper medical attention pronto, they might have been able to apply leaches to your lump.....which would have sucked the engorgement and you would have been limp (not swollen) as usual.

    They've found out those little suckers actually do good on lumps like yours.

    Take care!

    waiting

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