An Enormous Lump Has Appeared!

by Englishman 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    When I read your topic title I thought you were referring to that Mini Cooper you wanted to buy!

    I hope you get better soon! The thought of you in lumpy trousers is just too much to take! Maverick

    PS And be glad you were not trying to get to the hospital driving one of those motorized shoe boxes! You would have had to hang your leg out the window!

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Sorry to hear this Mike. Hope you feel better.

    Could have been worse you know. You could've bent it like Beckham.

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    Sorry to hear that Mike - Hope its a bit better this morning

  • Special K
    Special K

    Hey EMan

    Sorry to hear you hurt your leg

    Take care of it.. and enjoy your beer..keep your leg elevated though.

    sincerely

    Special K

  • Country Girl
    Country Girl

    Hey E-Babe! Sorry to hear about your He-Man Subthermal Homa-Toma! They talked about those in biology in High School, and every boy's eyes got very large. Keep that appendage elevated, and you're sure to be a hit with Her Ladyship for the next two weeks. <snort>

    I remember I had one when I did the toboggan slide on my a** down the stairs. I had three butt cheeks for about a month. More to pinch, says Mr. Crabby Pants! "One for you! One for moi! And one to grow on!" Hugs..

    CG

  • outnfree
    outnfree

    So, Mike, did going to the pub, pulling up an extra barstool for your poor hurt leg, and counterbalancing that odd position by leaning back and pouring a [few] nice lager[s] down your throat make it all better?

    Or at least a little better?

    Here's hoping!

    Brenda

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