One very important piece of advice from my vasectomized spouse:
Wear the cup!
by nicolaou 59 Replies latest watchtower medical
One very important piece of advice from my vasectomized spouse:
Wear the cup!
Thunder would, only regret is that we wish we had two more kids first.
I know a JW Elder "Friend" who had one and was still in good standing afterward!
Qwerty
(Note: This post should be read in a falsetto voice)
Yeah, No problem. The procedure was a piece of cake. No complications at all. After you heal, you won't even notice the difference. Everything will look the same and come out the same. (no pun intended).
I get back to you.
Well thanks you lot! Why didn't any of you warn me?!!
So I get to the surgery. I'm a bit nervous, especially as my GP is a particularly attractive 'older' lady - a 'Mrs Robinson' type with a wicked smile! We go through about 20 minutes of counselling, it's quite detailed but we're both adults and I manage to get through it without blushing or sniggering too much.
She then pushes a consent form across the desk and I think to myself "that wasn't too bad." Consent form signed, I get up, thank the doc' and turn to leave. "Oh there's just the examination to do Mr Nicolaou."
Say what! I sweat, I stammer..bu, duh, em...oh crapo. "Just lower everything to half-mast and lay on the couch"
If only I'd known!! I'd have worn my boxers without the holes in. I'd have spruced up and splashed on a bit of 'Boss'! I haven't had a hot older woman handle my goodies and ask me to cough since school!!!!!!!
Well at least the old boy behaved himself.
Oh yeah, sns
thanks for your very insightful message but, frustratingly, that isn't an issue for us.
ok.. Good. I just didn't want that surprise for you if it was an issue.
Good Luck with whatever you do.
So, Nic, did willie get bonked with the little rubber hammer during the "exam"?
No REAL doctor does an exam. I think she wants you, dude.
Nathan's right. Why would a doctor doing a vasectomy need to see you? Man, that was just an excuse to get you naked.
By the way, when I had mine done, I made a point of telling the doctor that I couldn't have a blood transfusion. He said that he can usually get through one of these without need of a transfusion.
I hope you made sure that all staff at the clinic are aware of your bible trained concience.