As many of you know there has been little friction on the board lately do to some recent deletions and exodus to another board. In my deep sympathy and feeling of total unconcern about these events I took it upon myself to do something about it. I planed my strategy using maps, schematics, long ropes, a 12 year old bottle of single malt Scotch and about three minutes of planing.
I summoned up the evil power of Satan the devil who is the daddy of all us apostates and did what I did without any concern to my personal well being or repercussions for my diabolical actions. It is I, and I alone, who take personal responsibility for what I did and fully expect to have my eyeballs eaten out by wild birds with a side of fauva beans and a nice Chianti during the great day of Armageddon where god will show his love for all by killing our asses dead dead dead.
I did it, I admit it, and I need discipline.
This is what I did.
At a little gathering at Onacruse and bikerchick-crack- ho's house I made a little fist that "in the dark", looked like a 44 magnum hand gun (the most powerful handgun in the world) and put it to onacruse's head and forced him to take me into his computer room (which is actually a small bed room with a bunch of stupid ass bible books in it and a few pictures of bikerchick-crach-ho's kids and a few coughed up hair balls from their adopted stray cat they appropriately named "Farkel"(go figure)). I made him log on to JWD and forced him to go to the exclusive and semisecret "mod board". I then instructed him to lock all the threads on the mod board but leave one single little message from me to all those bastard mods. That'll teach'em!
I especially made him double lock any and all threads started by that limey rat bastard Englishman (that will teach him to go to the other board and make trouble tying to defend the honor of JWD!!). I also made him lock his own threads (I read them, they were boring as hell) and I expect some kind of metal from the other mods for doing so.
Craig didn't think it was funny at first, but I caught him laughing when Phantom Stranger and Shotgun came in the room.
I did bad. Satan made me do it. I think I need a spanking on my naked butt by all the women posters. The guy posters can kiss my cyber butt.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
Up the revolution!!!!!!... and may the force be with you.
Dave
