I did something ...really ...really ...bad

by seven006 70 Replies latest jw friends

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Men go into the WT org.

    Men lose sense of humor.

    Men come out of WT org.

    Men get sense of humor back but somehow it's not the same nor will it ever be again. There's a bizarre twist to it. But that's not a bad thing?

    Heather

    Dave, very clever for drunken wit.

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    LOLOL...my head is just now starting to stop hurting. LOLOL

    Dave's ass is grass.

    Craig

  • Scully
    Scully

    So, onacruse, let me get this straight:

    Dave got you drunk, and then he took advantage of you. Is that about right??

    Love, Scully

  • onacruse
    onacruse
    Dave got you drunk, and then he took advantage of you. Is that about right??

    Let's just say, he had his hands on my shoulders.

    Will you please delete him? Please, pretty please?

  • Scully
    Scully

    have patience....

  • myself
    myself
    Dave got you drunk and then he took advantage of you. Is that about right?

    Um, Scully, I don't think that question is in true elder fashion, I think you should have added "you must tell us in full detail, exactly how Dave took advantage of you? Can you please reinact this? Wait while I get my camera.

  • Scully
    Scully

    myself:

    Dave got you drunk and then he took advantage of you. Is that about right?

    Um, Scully, I don't think that question is in true elder fashion, I think you should have added "you must tell us in full detail, exactly how Dave took advantage of you? Can you please reinact this? Wait while I get my camera.

    Actually, I wasn't going for "true elder fashion". That's pretty much the last style of inquiry I'd want to have associated with me. Love, Scully

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    LMAO Dave!! You guys are too much!

  • seven006
    seven006

    Damn,

    I go away from this psycho board for one night and now I'm accused of being a closet homo with a fur-ball shoulder fetish. You people are sick.

    I went to Craig's. The place was full of psychotic exJW's who only want to talk about bible shit. I made a diversion. Shoot me.

    Craig is an easy target, he's still fresh out of the jehovah club. He wants to be cool like me someday. I'm giving him lessons. Someone has to play the part of the neophyte and Craig painted a target on his ass the day he became a mod. It's just too hard for me to pass up. I try to be a good boy, it's just hard sometimes. The force is strong within me.

    Try and look at what I do as kind of a public service thing for the socially handicapped.

    It's my job.

    Now,...all of you bite me.

    Dave

    .......nobody gets me...sniff, sniff,.... I'm just trying to fit in...cry,cry...sniff, next time I'll just take everybody bowling.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Um, Scully, I don't think that question is in true elder fashion, I think you should have added "you must tell us in full detail, exactly how Dave took advantage of you? Can you please reinact this? Wait while I get my camera.

    I am sorry but I agree -- I think a JC is needed and we need to know ALL the detail so we can ascertain wheter it is 1)Momentary uncleaness 2) Uncleaness 3) Loose Conduct 4) The Bill Clinton Definition of sex 5) Porneia

    The JC can not judge you repentant unless we have all the details -- also to help us get horny

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