What did you day dream about at assemblies? (page 2)

lastcall

Nilfun,

I would have never let those Nazi bastards hurt you, I would have bounced all over there asses!

Keep em' com'n, I'm going to go watch my Browns beat up on the Steelers down at the tavern.

LC

Stacy Smith

Stacey,
You were so bad!

Yes I was and still am.

I just remembered what we did one time after the Reno assembly. We stayed an extra day so we could go to the waterslides. We had just gotten a new book, I forget which one now, and gathered our personal copies and made a nice little fire with them. We cooked hotdogs over the flames and laughed our butts off.

As far as the daydreaming goes I think my brain was plotting ways to get out of there. Usually I felt too sick to attend at least one of the days. Here I had a 100% attendence record at highschool but got sick for meetings and assemblies. Imainge that.

OK 10th and last post of the day, have fun everyone

SiouxWoman

I never had great Spiderman thoughts, but after about 5 minutes of the most boring talks, I would have very sexual daydreams, and tried to keep a straight face. Sorry Insomniac, I have embarrased you again Love to all, Sansi

nilfun

LoL..."Super Dub" to the rescue! heh.

I remember that I also daydreamed that I had the power to stop time a la The Girl, The Goldwatch, & Everything.

I would use my magic watch to stop time and then rearrange things - maybe balance a fruit bag on the speaker's head, draw a chocolate pudding smile over a few people's mouths, put makeup on a few of the 'brothers' faces to doll them up. Rearrange some folks into compromising positions, lol. You know, nothing too harmful...

CountryGuy

Okay... okay... I didn't want to admit it... because I don't want y'all to know how sick-minded I actually am...

I always imagined the collesium being destroyed in some way... being in the South, a tornado was often the method used. It would come along and rip off the top of the building and suck the speaker and those annoying people giving their experiences right up into the air. They would be "dropped" in a corn field miles away and could only be identified by their lapel cards.

One year our convention was in Memphis, TN. The New Madrid fault line runs very close by and was having a lot of activity. Several "experts" predicted a major earthquake would hit the city. That year I kept imagining the building collapsing during an earthquake. The ground would split open and half of those in attendance would fall into it.

I guess it was kinda like Reverse Armageddon. In my daydream, I was never hurt. After the catastrophe, I would save the life of one of the Governing Body and never had to go in field service again.

jimbob

What did I dream about at assemblies? What every normal, young guy, who can't have sex until he's married, dreams about................................pioneering and going to bethel, of course!!!

stillajwexelder

Despite having my wife sat next to me at assemblies, I did daydream and speculate at what the hot JW chicks would be like in bed -- sad I am a naughty boy -- and if any wore nice short skirts I kept hoping they would rise a bit more and show a little more thigh. mmm -- that was only when the talks got boring --otherwise I daydreamed about pioneering and reaching out to be a CO and have the brothers and sisters kiss my ass. I was also a not so humble person always thinking I could do a better job of public speaking than the brother on the platform at the time -- you know how I would not be as boring --how I would have all the brothers and sisters listen to me with rapt attention. -- Not very humble I confess -- but that is me -- -sorry!

What did you day dream about at assemblies?

lastcall

Stacy Smith

SiouxWoman

nilfun

CountryGuy

jimbob

stillajwexelder

morty

Kaethra

joelbear

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