What did you day dream about at assemblies? (page 5)

TresHappy

I used to push on my bladder so I could go to the bathroom!

Piph

Ha haa! I used to daydream that violent apostates would rush the stage with guns and kidnap the speakers. That's too funny!

As I got older my daydreams turned to boys...and then later to girls...

Athanasius

Practice my Latin. Conjugate the verbs and decline the nouns.

Sum

Es

Est

Sumus

Estis

Sunt

At belmont racetrack I use to look at the Long Island Railroad trains and wish i was the engineer on them trains blowing the whistle. Of course that ended because my Father would make me tell him three things I learned from the days program. So I had to pay attention get three things and then watch the trains again!

Once I got baptized at 16 then I was able to volunteer and work at the assemblies so I also immersed myself in the cleaning teams or attendant duties. These kept me busy and I didn't have to sit for 8 hours listening to a boring program.

appollyn

Chocolate pudding and Fruit bags! HAHAHAHAHA

I used to fly around the coliseums ... occasionally swam in the baptisimal pool .. and I killed a few of the popular young MS. They irritated the crap out of me ... struting around. RRRR

Then after I got batized I could volunteer... tried to stay away from the cleaning dept. too much work. I work the contribution boxes, JW secret service! What could be a better fantasy!

czarofmischief

Keep em' com'n, I'm going to go watch my Browns beat up on the Steelers down at the tavern.

Ha! Didn't happen, did it? Go stillers!

I was freaking going insane. For a long time, it was interesting, then when I finally learned everything they had to teach, I would read the Bible instead of paying attention. And then I'd just get up and take walks. And then I'd just leave and come back at the end of the day. I couldn't stand it. It was physically painful to sit there. I kept feeling like the Holy Spirit was actually pushing me out the door. I thought it was because my self-abuse was unforgiveable, but eventually I realized that God wanted me out so that I could get to know Him.

I've always been interested in public speaking, so I would review the speakers critically, grimacing at their mistakes and silently applauding when they actually had something going up there. Some of those speakers, especially the old-school ones, were actually fairly effective. After the generation switch, though, it seemed like a fire died in their eyes.

If only I'd known that all you girls were just as horny as me! I'd have dragged some of you into a bathroom stall and worked on your "presentations". Kegels, eh?

CZAR

RubaDub

We would dream about the clouds covering the sky and the heavens open up with a pouring rain to cool off the heat radiating off the Astro-Turf in that hell-hole known as Vet Stadium in Philadelphia.

***** Rub a Dub

got my forty homey?

I think in 1985 I went to Philly's vet stadium for a convention. Played hooky one day and jumped on the Orange line subway (Broad St line) and rode it to the end of the line and back. Very dark and scary. not like the NYC subway which is britely lite.

Anyone remember the hoagies and burritos? How about the egg muffins and danishes?

And the cheap soda! Fasta?

sandy

SEX

dolphman

I often dreamed of how cool it would be if someone came running in with an automatic weapon of some kind, killing the speaker and all those bastards who got to sit up close to him.

But what i really liked to do was fantasize about all the girls around. There were so many hotties!

I was messed up.

--Dolphman

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