Elder called me JUST NOW. LMAO

by Vivamus 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    *watery eyes from laughing*

    OMG, remember I went to The Hall for the magazines. LMAO. Since then, several brothers and sisters called my inactive mum, to tell her I went to the hall. To which my mum replied "yah, I know, she wanted the mags" ...

    Anyway, the elder that I contacted for those mags and my visit to the Hall, just now called me! OMG, he was insulted and angry, cuz I had been dishonest. LOL. Well, he was right in that one, I had been dishonest.

    But when he said I was not acting fair, I kinda lost my temper and asked him if it had been fair that in the last weeks of my grammy's life, she had been scared shitless for demons, that the WTBS had put into her mind....

    Anyway, he then said he had no interest in talking with people who treated Jehovah *like that* and wanted to hang up.

    I told him to just listen to me for a minute, and told him that the Watchtower was a cult, and that he ever did see the light, he was invited to call me, cuz I could help him. But I also said I hoped for his sake that would never happen "cuz you're in so deep, you can't handle the truth"

    Then he said, that if I ever wanted to come for *honest* reasons, that is, to serve Jehovah, he would help me. I told him I had no faith in his God, and he said "well, even the demons believe". My brilliant response "the demons stopped existing when i left the cult"

    Well ... what-ya-know ... he hung up on me after that.

    Sjeesh ... and he called me impolite and unfair and dishonest and mean and manipulative. Ahy well, better that than misguided and blind.

    LMAO.

    -

    Blue Bubblegum Girl

  • exjwgirl25
    exjwgirl25

    That's hillarious Vivamus!! Way to go girl!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Cooooome and drink live's waaaaaaaater freeeee......

    Damn... it takes all that just to get some lousy rags with the free water of life?

    Doesn't sound free to me.

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    LOL, I did miss one brilliant response tho.. Right after he called me he said that he was wondering if it was still usefull if he and an elder came to visit me. I said it wasn't useful at all. I should have said 'yes please come, then you can admire my gorgeous Christmas Tree'

    Dang! Why didn't I think of that then??

    -

    Blue Bubblegum Girl

  • SheilaM
    SheilaM

    Viv:
    Hon I am so glad you stood your ground:D

    I was called all those things when I spoke to the elder about his treatment and neglect of Thunder after his car wreck. Damn, do they not see that they are all those things and more <geesh>
    I guess this is there standard response whenever faced with their own shortcomings

  • Country_Woman
    Country_Woman

    Were you called "dishonest" because you told him another reason then I did ?

    'she wanted the mags' 'I miss the community' or somethng like that ?

  • worldlygirl
    worldlygirl

    Viv, you Jezebel!

  • Stacy Smith
    Stacy Smith

    It's fun yanking their chains isn't it?

  • johnny cip
    johnny cip

    good for you vivamus!!!!!!!!!!! they jw's can preach for hours , till you throw then a curve ball , then when you don't let them put you on your knees , and beg for forgiveness. And start hitting them over the head with thier bull cr@p. they melt like the wicked witch from the west ,once you throw a little water on their fire. they can't handle any topic thaty takes them out of thier prerecorded sales pitch. . if it was me i would call back this elder every other day for a few weeks , and melt him a little more. give him a taste of his own medicine. after you call him a few times and make steam come out of his ears, he will never bother yoju again....... john

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    Well done. Amusing.

    Hm.

    CZAR

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