Elder called me JUST NOW. LMAO

by Vivamus 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    What's dishonest about wanting the mags?

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    Never give them an inch, or centimeter, or whatever unit of measure y-all use! Next time tell the bum you would come more often if the Elders would quit staring down your blouse! Then complain about what a bunch of pervs they all are! That should get a huccup or two! Maverick

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    Viv

    Did you tell him about how you flashed the boiler mechanic to get beads ???

    ***** Rub a Dub

  • DFWnonJW
    DFWnonJW

    So, uh, now how you gonna get the mags?

  • Simon
    Simon

    Wow ... way to go Viv !!! Kick ass

    - Simon

    (who's still afraid of Viv and the Pizza-Hut song )

  • Beans
    Beans

    This is what I love about this forum, stories like these, such enlightenment! It gives me a zest for apostacy!

    Beans

    http://Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    ...so Vivamus is deceptive and dishonest because she went to the KH to pick up some magazines? Perhaps elders should start polling visitors at the door to make sure they are coming for the right reason. Perhaps they could list some appropriate reasons at the door, so that newcomers might not trap the poor brothers and sisters in to believing they are really interested.

    It is not as if the elders would pretend they are interested in the spiritual condition of inactive ones, would they? That would be deceptive and dishonest.

    It is not as if the Watchtower website would claim they do not shun former members, in order to appear friendlier than they actually are, would they? That would be deceptive and dishonest.

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit
    My brilliant response "the demons stopped existing when i left the cult"

    That is brilliant, Viv! Well done!

    Expatbrit

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    See what you've done, Viv?

    Now the next time you want the magazines, you'll have to go to a different Kingdom Hall and invent a plausible cover story so you can yank some fresh chains.

    Way to go, grrl!

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    That should keep you free of next year's elder visit, Viv!

    Cheers, OzzieCheers 2

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit