Father Ed? I'm sure I've heard his name before, something to do with the vicar of Dibley perhaps. Nina, you're a poor sod and I feel sorry for you, desparately sorry. Don't forget your toothbrush.
Hmmmm exactly. Little toe, give the gregarious Father some wise counsel would you darling on illustrations and use thereof. That wotsit about the used toothbrushes somehow escaped me. What did he say he uses his used toothbrushes for and what was the point of his metaphor? I only ask you cos I know what a worldly wise person you be. I mean, I can think of a few uses for toothbrushes besides cleaning teeth, but if I dwell on this improper thought too long, the mind will be left to boggle.
Actually, I'd probaly go down quite well in Texas, since it tas been, lets see, how long since I commited this feloness crime of having nookey with the opposite sex, ruddy dickens, October 10th, 1996, 0215hrs, nun position, ripped boxer shorts. Not by choice I add. Muff said. Maybe there, I'd get applauded for such action, but since my life is supposedly done for anyways, I figure might as well go out with a bang, an orgasmatron by Mindchild, where the dickens is he when you need him?
I never realised that they actually turn out these kind of vicars in the States, I thought or was hoping beyond my wildest dreams that they were a figment of Californications Hollywood. Oh I forgot the God Channel, oh my, what a scream it would be visiting church there, oh my, vicars asking for it.
What a most odd country they live in, give me Canadians any day, or for that matter Sweden.
Though Sweden can wait til the morrow.
G'night.
Celt