Witness band names

shamus

"Sword Of Jah!"
Stephanus
Some more:
New Light For Old
Beat In Due Season
Time Keeping Elders
The Servicable 4-Doors
The Pioneer Shufflers
Staying Awake!
The GeeBees
Our Kingdom Minestrone
Gollum

Don't forget two real bands;
Jehovah's Sickness ( a punk band out of Florida I believe)
Jehovah's Waitress (I know nothing about them, other than that they existed at one time)
Plus these interesting lyrics from the Electric Hellfire Club
Huxley

A. Postate & the Do not calls
The JF Rutherford Snooze Implosion
Stephanus
Also:
Touched But Not Fondled
5 Second Petting
Laundromat Placement
Jonadab Dreamin'
Assembly Required
Hall Haul
Maiden Voyeur
Brainwashed Clean
forgetmenot

Hee hee...those were good. Thanks for providing some humor to my day!
Special K

This is so so good.. Ha ha hahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahha
special K
Nathan Natas

Freddy and the QuickBuilders
Not Your Father's Dubism
The Bethel Boyz
Apocalypse Not
Godz Around Th' Corner
Jah & The Flatliners
Bleeding 4 Jesus
Beast Dancer
Euphemism

Got nothing creative in my brain right now... just laughing at everyone else's! My favorite is Sep2aJint.
2escaped lifers

Peter, Paul, and Mary ?
Brandon