Witness band names (page 4)

Leolaia

Russell Sprouts
Theocrazy
This Generation
Kingdom Come (oh wait, that's been used already
The Antitypicals
Slave Class

PopeOfEruke

"The Minor Components"

"Unclean Conduct"

"Porneia Beast"

"Adam and the Antichrists"

Leolaier --> I love your group names !! Great!!! (and this is the first post of yours I actually could understand!!)

Pope

Leolaia

and this is the first post of yours I actually could understand!!

Oh I know, I'm sooo hybolical!

Abaddon

Born to be mild?

Get your book bags briming

Head on down the highway

Looking for the lost sheep

Who have strayed from Yahweh's highway (groan)

Yeah brother gonna make it happen

Wrap the world in a love embrace

Place all of our mags at once then

It's back to my place

Like a true Christian child

We were born, born to be mild

We gonna fly so high

I never want to die

etc..

bikerchic

bwahahhaaaaaaaa LMAO these are too funny! I can only think of a few:

The Pioneers (country western)

John and the Babtizers singing Da' Dip

The Birds playing Pickin' doz bonz

The New System

Sista' Sister

Unfulfilled Prophsey playing 1914 Overture

he,hee this is fun keep 'em coming!

Kate

seattleniceguy

I must be a sucker for the Russel-themed ones....I just love Russell Sprouts!

PopeOfEruke

Leolaia --> Ol pipal i wari long dispela.!!!

Pope

smurfette

Way too funny!

Hmmm....

The Watch Tower Top 10-

1. The Return Visits - The do not call blues

2. The Frustrated Teens - Me, Sister Jane and a chaperone makes three

3. Song of Solomon - Her breasts were like towers (removed from the charts pending disfellowshipping)

4. ~~Sampson - Nazarites- How can we be like them (the remix)~~ (removed from the charts pending WTBTS approval)

5. The Elder's Daughters - Look but don't touch

6. Sons of Elders- U Can't Touch Me!

7. Song of Solomon - Jehovah is keen (the re-instated mix)

8. Sons of Elders - I'm telling Dad

9. JWes 4 ev R - Whye get an edgeakashun (we r gunna live 4 ev r)

10. Song of Solomon - I saw Sons of Elders kissin' The Elder's Daughters (removed from charts pending re-disfellowshipping)

Abaddon

All along the Watchtower?

Nine Inch Nails...

Butt?ucked in Dusseldorf... okay, nothing to do with Witnesses, it was a friend's band...

JW Addiction?

The Dubbies...

Hey hey were the dubbies

And people say we dubbie around

But were too busy preaching

We put everybody down

It's time to get ready

Armagedon could come any day

We're the Dub generation

But we've got nothing to say...

PopeOfEruke

SNG

you ain't nuthin' but a Russell groupie!!!

Pope

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