What's the most dangerous thing you ever did?

by JH 52 Replies latest jw friends

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    I've done a few dangerous things. I drove a motorcycle on the highway at 160 mph in a race, and did some street racing on my bike as well. I was chased by police numerous times. Once they got me at a roadblock, but they were actually quite nice and let me go. Turned out they were looking for someone else and they let me drive home even though I was drunk.

    I also had a bad habit of pissing off the wrong people, such as some local mafia figures and bike gang members. I was shot at once from a moving car, but wasn't hit. YAY!!!

    Walter

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    In my younger, wilder days, back in 1974, I was working full time for the Pr. Geo. Co. P.D. in Maryland and part time for Giant Food in payroll/personnel....anyway, on my pt job, my boss called one evening and asked me to take another employee to a non-specified place and he would give me the rest of the evening off with pay....I said "Okey-dokey" and when we left and proceeded to drive to the unspecified location, he wouldn't tell me ahead of time where we were going, so I had to depend on his instructions to take each turn...kinda stupid I thought, since I would KNOW where we were going when we got there, huh?....anyway, we were proceeding up the Baltimore Pkwy (3 lanes going each way with a wide grassy esplanade in the middle)....so I pulled into the middle lane, not being sure which way I would hafta turn from and then the guy said "You see that store up there on the left?"...I said "Yeah," pulling into the left lane, cause I thought I was gonna hafta turn left....He says, "Well, I want you to go to the lounge across the pkwy from it..." This would mean a right turn....it was rush hour....the pkwy was totally crowded....I sped up, trying to get past the cars blocking my way into the right lanes....they sped up.....I slowed down.....the other cars slowed down.....finally, I put the pedal to the metal and executed a 90 degree turn in front of two lanes of speeding cars as we reached the parking lot entrance to the lounge and roared across the two lanes of surprised speeders into the parking lot, laughing hysterically with relief that we'd made it in one piece!.....um....they never asked me to do THAT again....heh

    Frannie B

  • TresHappy
    TresHappy

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  • MegaDude
    MegaDude

    It didn't seem that dangerous at first.

    I was married at that particular time. I was on my honeymoon in Grand Cayman. It was our last day of diving before we headed back to Texas the following day. I suggested to my new wife that we swim out into the ocean with our scuba gear to that white marker bobbing on the surface of the ocean. It didn't seem that far out in the ocean. She was agreeable and we were off on our adventure. To make matters more exciting, the bobbing marker was tied to a shipwreck about 40 feet underwater. I brought along some bait stuffed into our jackets to bring in a *few* fish. A horrible mistake.

    Now, the water in Grand Cayman is clear. Very clear. That day you could see over a 100 feet in any direction. And there is no current on the west side of the island. Even though you're out in the ocean there is not any real current at all. So off we went. After an hour of swimming and making it to the buoy that marked where the wreck was, I noticed we were so far out in the ocean you really could not make out easily if people were on the beach or not. We were really out there in the ocean but it seemed as if were in a lake. The wreck was right below us so down we went.

    Link to a pic of the wreck we were diving:

    Then things went wild. On my previous dives I've never had a problem bringing along stuff to feed the fish. However, these fish were conditioned to being fed. There weren't a couple of hundred of fish. There were thousands. And they surrounded us and they were hungry. It was something straight out of one of those nature shows where you see something incredible. We were 40 feet under clear blue water but surrounded by a circling mass of fish each about the size of your hand. So far, it was intimidating but nothing dangerous.

    Then the small fish parted and we got the hell scared out of us. A 300 pound grouper swam out of the wreck and wanted the bait. I've never seen a 300 pound fish face to face but this monster was not afraid of anything and bumped me in the chest. Then it approached my wife who promptly began screaming bloody murder into her regulator. According to a popular movie, in space, no one can hear you scream. However, underwater you can hear a scuba diver screaming quite easily. I tried punching the grouper in the eye to get it away from her but to no avail. It wasn't going to budge. It was bigger than me. I grabbed it and pushed it away but it was slick and moved past me and began bumping my wife to get at the bait I had put in her bc jacket. I managed to get all the bait out of the wife's jacket which was consumed by the grouper and other fish like pirrahna. I was still maintaining my cool. I'd never heard of anybody being hurt by a grouper but the agressiveness of the smaller fish was starting to scare me because they were nipping at my hands as I pulled the bait out of our jackets that I was trying to dump it as fast as possible. I pulled out the last piece of bait out my jacket. The grouper didn't hesitate and swallowed my hand and arm almost to the elbow. I was a bit freaked but pulled my arm out fast and the grouper didn't bite or draw blood. Now the adrenaline was flowing.

    My grouper looked kinda like this

    http://www.dembny.de/images/00000427.jpg

    Then I saw something that took my breath away. A huge school of horse-eye jack fish. These fish were bigger, over a foot long and there were hundreds of them. We were now surrounded by two patroling circles of fish, the smaller fish and the bigger school of fish. It was amazing to watch and I'll never forget it.

    Then things went bad. The outer ring of fish sudden did something weird. They formed into an upside down tornado shape. The upside down fish-tornado was almost 40 feet, from the sand to the surface, and it rotated. It was jaw dropping to see, but then I thought, oh, hell, they only do that when they're scared. What are they scared of?

    I whirled around in every direction, side to side, behind me, up and around looking frantically for what was causing the fish to do that. Then I saw it. A six foot barricuda swimming above our heads drawn in by all the fish activity. Holy cow, I thought. I've never seen one that big before.

    http://www.divepalancarcozumel.com/images/barracuda.jpg

    As you can see from the pic, the barricuda can be intimidating. Within a split second all the fish that had mobbed us were gone. In another split second the barricuda came all the way down to the sand where we were standing and lazily began swimming to me. I was dumbfounded so I didn't move. The barricuda swam right up to within inches of my face mask and opened its mouth. You could all those sharp teeth just waiting for a nice juicy hunk of flesh to eat, or fingers to snack on.

    I kept my hands tucked under my arms and began swimming backwards as fast as I could to get away from the barricuda. We got about 100 feet away from the wreck and the barricuda finally went away. Then we surfaced and made the hour-long swim back to the beach in silence. I knew I was in the doghouse.

    Of course I got chewed out by the wife. But then as time went by, we talked about how exciting it was seeing all those fish and what a great adventure it was.

    Anyway, when we went back to Grand Cayman two years later, we did it again. It was great fun. This time I didn't bring anything to feed the fish though. :)

  • Satans little helper
    Satans little helper

    How cool! I've just done my PADI advanced in Cancun and was diving a wreck in about 70 feet of water when we spotted about 10 baracuda just wafting across the bow of the ship as we penetrated the wreck. I have never dived anywhere so awesome

  • greatteacher
    greatteacher

    I drove from Syracuse, NY to Brooklyn, NY on acid. I peaked on the upper level of the Verrazano Bridge and literally came a foot away from driving off the thing when I scraped the guard rail. I was alone and I had to scream at myself for four hours straight. I had to repeat who I was, what road I was on, and that I was "only driving." Also, I had to constantly play with the dials.

  • MegaDude
    MegaDude

    STL,

    I love that area you were in. This summer we dove just a few miles from where you were at, Cozumel. Palancar Reef was awesome and I saw sharks and a grouper that was bigger than my desk. Awesome experience.

  • Satans little helper
    Satans little helper

    I saw shed loads of stuff there, diving on one of the reefs we came across a school of nurse sharks about 15 strong, a moray eel about 12 ft long and as thick as my thigh, I swam along holding onto the legs of a turtle and we also spotted a load of sting and eagle rays.

    I was well impressed with the diving, it's a shame the rest of our honeymoon was crap.

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    Where to begin there were several instances where it was dangerous.

    The Brahma Bull story I have told before. (My sisters, baby brother and I being chased. An nearly got the pointy end of the horns, as we jumped over the fence barely in time. Never ran so fast in my entire life!!!)

    Mmm.. but my most scary was when I worked for the School District. I worked as a Aide on the buses. I was with one driver b/c she was having issues with the children's behaviors and she could not drive the bus and deal with problem. So I was placed on there for a day.

    Well one of the children brought a grenade from his grandfather's collection for show and tell. Now this was a live World War II grenade! One of the other children came up and told me. Well if any one knows about weapons and explosives, you know that explosives can get unstable when very old. So I got off the bus and found the principle. We evacuated the class and surrounding class rooms~ and the Bomb Squad came and exploded the grenade. Of course, the kids watched from afar. I heard about some of the parent's reactions when their child came home and told them about their day.

    Working for the Schools, its not a job.. its an adventure!

    X.

  • shera
    shera
    I also had a bad habit of pissing off the wrong people, such as some local mafia figures and bike gang members. I was shot at once from a moving car, but wasn't hit. YAY!!!

    Wow! Yay is right.....

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