The USA - Question/s Prior To Visit

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  • Abaddon
    Abaddon

    Apart from a few visits as a kid, I've been to;

    Kansas; Mmm... religious. Met some nice people, it's a very big flat place with lots of sky... the next few were on a six-day dash to the Grand Canyon, so can't comment with any accuracy on the people.

    Oklahoma (where the sun comes rushing up the plain) and Texas; travelling through the pan handles, again, big flast place with lots of sky...

    New Mexico; cool. Dry, grand in a 'I've been this way a long time', wonderful places to visit... the Painted Desert I think is one. You actually see Native Americans. If you like American Indian art you'll be in heaven. Really magnificent, big, but not flat.

    Arizona; see the Grand Canyon. The only worth thing saying about the Grand Canyon is you have to see it. Writing doesn;t wok, nor does TV or pictures. Rest of the State also beautiful, varied from mountains to dry plains.

    Utah... ok, there's this place called Four Corners, which is a spot-on-the-map-tourist-trap at the join of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico and Arizona. There's a place you can be on all fours and be in each of the States... I think there's a law you HAVE to have your photo taken like that, as everyone I know who's been there, American or otherwise has one.

    Not a lot of Utah then... but Colorado is mountains, lovely, liked the people there, Durango is pretty... and then, on the way back east to Kansas, Colorado runs out of mountains, becomes big, flat etc., and smells of cow.

    Other trips; South Carolina. Warm people. Humid as hell. Soft and green and pretty, lots of trees, but on a scale that even dwarfs the big central plain in France.

    Seatlle. Yes! Fave American city, cosmopolitan people, very varied (it's a very kinky town), I could live there. Climate is little better than England, just more extreme, but other than that it's lush, and has so much outdoors it defies belief. Mount Rainer is a very cool backdrop for a city, and like many cities on water, it's attractive.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Found this advice for visiting Brits:

    British visitors to America often assume that because they watch 'Ally MacBeal' or 'Friends' that they know everything there is to know. Well, believe me you don't.

    Here are ten rules to try and help you:-

    1.If you are a regular watcher of 'The Jerry Springer Show' then stay at home. There is no hope for you and you will end up both embarrassing yourself and your country.

    2. Don't buy or wear a baseball cap. British people are genetically programmed to look stupid in one. You will stand out like a sore thumb if you do attempt to break this rule.

    3. In a restaurant, when the waiter asks you if you want a regular or large portion of something, always ask for the regular. A bit back, I spent a couple of months in Chicago and put on 15lbs.

    4. Not everyone in the US wants to be greeted with 'high-fives' and a whoop. There may come a time when you may want to do this - try to control yourself. Obviously, if an American does it you then, by George, do it back to them with gusto. Just don't be the instigator.

    5. Never, ever go to a Fourth of July party. I've been to several and believe me it can get nasty. Similarly, never refer to Americans as 'Colonials' - it can only offend.

    6. If you are ever stopped by a police officer, then what ever you do STAY IN THE CAR. In the UK, getting out and waving is seen as friendly. In the US, it can see you face down on the sidewalk, legs spread and a gun behind your ear. It's all a matter of etiquette.

    7. Don't mention Vietnam - just don't.

    8. As soon as you hit US soil, stop apologising all the time. Saying 'sorry' is polite but if you're in New York City and apologise to everyone you bump into, you're not to going to get very far. Similarly, if something bad happens to you and you are the victim, you don't have to apologise.

    9. A person who has just done you a service and holds out their palm isn't waiting for you to 'slip them some skin'. It's more likely that they're expecting a tip.

    10. Don't expect to be mugged every time you leave the hotel. Violent crime in most US cities is no worse than back in the UK. Just be careful where you go. However, your chances of being the victim of a serial murderer have just increased tenfold by stepping onto US soil. Just don't worry about it.

    In all seriousness, Britons will find the US a delight with friendly folk and superb service. There's a dynamic edge to American culture that can be both invigorating and overwhelming. Enjoy the malls and the food (just don't eat too much). Whether you're heading for the cities or the Great Outdoors, be sure to have a wonderful time.

    Well, I hope that helps you out. Enjoy your trip.

    (c) Andy Walsh 2001

    Englishman.

  • Valis
    Valis

    Dude..bring matchbooks...not in your carryon, but in your regular luggage...*LOL* They make great reminders of your visit for the people you meet. I would also say Chicago on 4th of July weekend. The Taste of Chicago Festival goes on then. An absolute blast and beautiful corn fed women everywhere..eheheh god bless America! *LOL*

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    If you come to the US you should go out West. I've heard it's beautiful. You should check out Canada as well. Vancouver is very pretty! I've seen pictures of it. Toronto is very cosmopolitan. I like it here. Definately check out New England! I've heard great things about it as well. I need to travel more eh? Have fun Celtic!

    ~Aztec

  • undercover
    undercover
    Similarly, never refer to Americans as 'Colonials' - it can only offend.

    If you visit down South, don't refer to Americans as Yanks - it can only get you hurt.

    Seriously though, the first place to go is New York, then DC. After that, it depends on preferences. Mountains or coast, east or west, north or south. Every region has great places to go. There's no way to see it all, most Americans haven't.

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    Hi Celt,

    You will love the USA.

    Start with New York City. Overwhelming buildings. Despite the rumors about " gutsy" New Yorkers ( of which I am a 3rd generation New Yorker) the people in this city are really great, and love visitors. And New York is a great cultural center ( Lincoln Center for the performing arts, Metropolitan and Natural History Museums, and many others) Travel out to Long Island. World Class ocean beaches. Vist the Adirondack mountain chain. Stunning natural beauty.

    before you leave the north east region, visit the city of Boston; Philedelphia;

    Visit the midwestern city of Chicago---a "vertical" city like NY, but different.

    Go south to the city of New Orleans---great European flavor--but in a class all its own.

    Visit DISNEYWORLD in Florida --it really caters to every fantasy and is worth visiting.

    Travel out west and visit the Grand Canyon; it is a staggering sight.

    See Colorado and Montana. Beautiful spectacular, open spaces. " Big Sky"

    See California. From North ( San Fransisco) to South ( San Diego) it is a visually beautiful state. And well worh visiting.

    Only problem is that these places are far flung and travel can be expensive here. But it is one great country to travel.

    My advice is "do it"

  • Valis
    Valis

    franklin...not if you take the bus, which inevitably lets you see the real USA, and if you stay in hostels when you can or find a nice park bench or secluded spot to at least pass out till the bars open again...*LOL*

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Simon
    Simon

    I haven't been to the American Rockies but I've seen the Canadian ones and they are stunning so somewhere like that.

    Florida was nice too.

    Just remember to call everyone "Yankee" or "My Colonial Friend" and don't fall for that old joke that they drive on the right (you'll always get a few jokers drive straight at you to try and fool you, just ignore them)

  • Valis
    Valis

    Oh yeah and if you feel homesick come on down to Texas...we've got out own Stonehenge you know..

    http://www.alfredshepperd.com/stonehenge/untitled.html

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • Simon
    Simon
    Don't buy or wear a baseball cap. British people are genetically programmed to look stupid in one. You will stand out like a sore thumb if you do attempt to break this rule.

    Yeah, I crashed and burned

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