Did You Ever Think That The Demons Were After You?

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  • Damocles
    Damocles

    In my case, that's like asking about life's most embarrassing moments. Like letting a loud fart in the elevator.

    My ex-wife convinced me that some curtains we had were demonized. And well every time I was around them I got the butt willies, so surely they are demonized. I decided to be the courageous head of household and take them out and burn them.

    So, I pile them up, light them off with a kitchen match and....THE CURTAINS WON'T BURN! Now I have willies all over not just the butt and I hightail it out of there sure the demons are on my ass.

    Halfway home I think 'Damocles (alias) you idiot!' what the @@#@$$ is wrong with you. Did you take a stupid pill? Of course, they don't burn, they are curtains. Curtains are made to be flame resistant for obvious reasons. Anyway I had a lot more pointed things to say to myself for a while after that.

    No more demons after that.....till the Smurfs. Now that was some serious demon activity and they have caused no end of trouble. I bet the financial crisis and the general loss of moral standards can be directly correlated with the introduction of Smurfs. Devious, demonic little buggers.

  • recovering
    recovering

    The watchtower says demons have me in their sight

    Evil demons to the left of me evil demons to the right

    The watchtower frightened me to within an inch of my life

    The tension so thick you could cut it with a knife

    I do not believe the horrible prophetic words they spoke

    I am finally free from this religions mirrors and smoke

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