What will you say to God in your defense?

fearnotruth22

Suppose God holds us accountable. What will you say to him in your defense to plead you cause?
Sirius Dogma

Nothing, but I would flip him the bird.
Amazing

I will first ask him to read my series, God on Trial, as posted on JWD, and then sit down to answer several of my questions about his parenting skills ... then he will be free to judge me, and send me to hell if he wishes.
fearnotruth22

Sirius welcome to the Board! looking foward to your posts and topics.
FNT
Satanus

Judging by how silent your god has been, i doubt there will be any accusation to be heard. Anyway, the only one accusing me is me.
SS
LittleToe

I'd say "Thank you Jesus".
"The case for the defense rests, m'lud!"
aunthill

"Jesus is my defense attorney!"
Aunthill
Eyebrow2

I would say..hey, well, look at THAT! You DO exist!
then try to tell him a joke etc, ease the tension..and say, look, God, I am imperfect...how can you expecte anyone down on Earth to get your story straight if you cannot send us something easy to understand? we are HUMAN after all...you made us, you should know our limations...so if you thought we would get it by all that confusing and conflicting so called holy texts you allowed to exist down on earth...than maybe you should go judge yourself
and by the way, I do hold myself accountable
simwitness

"I did the best I could with the tools you gave me...."
pseudoxristos

Where's the beef?