Valis- I wanna be just like, man. You gots all the credentials!
Are You a BASTARD?.......
by minimus 73 Replies latest jw friends
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Valis
yup...it takes hard work and dedication to the craft of Bastardry...Gumby is a lazy bastard when it comes to being a bastard and you are too busy asking questions and can't focus on honing your bastard skills. One day though, you too can be known as the biggest bastard on the Internet, until then dot head will have to wallow in mediocrity.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "Bastard Par Excellence" class
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WildHorses
Actually I am 51% Sweetheart and 49% Bitch and proud of it.
I have a T-Shirt that says close to what you posted but it read liks this.
51% Sweetheart 49% Bitch so don't push it!
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minimus
I'll take mediocrity over being a Gumby Bastard ANYTIME!!!!
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outoftheorg
No! Are you?
Well mayb?? nah.
How the hell did you know?
Who told you?
Outoftheorg
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Country Girl
Yes. Gumby is my Dad. Ask the Sperm Bank.
CG
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CountryGuy
Oh yeah! But in a good way!
CountryGuy
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JH
NO, I have pure German blood. Blonde hair and blue eyes.
edited for the guy below...
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Sargon
Never been called a bastard, most people just refer to me as arsehole.
Jh, I've never met anyone with a blonde eye and a blue eye... is this a German thing?