Are You a BASTARD?....... (page 4)

SadElder

No, but to quote a couple of my nurses, I can be an SOB when I need to be.

Sassy

well I have been called a Bitch....

although mostly by my ex husband!

FlyingHighNow

Does this qualify as FLUFF?????

Uhhh, no. No it does not. This is an intensely profound & serious topic.

I have a T-Shirt that says close to what you posted but it read liks this. 51% Sweetheart 49% Bitch so don't push it!

Maybe it would pack more punch to say: 49%Sweetheart 51% Bitch. Cross me and the odds ain't in your favor, bucko!

Gumby's not a bastard. He only plays one on TV. I have it on high authority that his parents were married at least once: I am pretty sure it was to each other.

Maybe since he's a little green guy who makes us all laugh and smile we could cut him a little slack. I'll be the first. Gumby, I hereby cut you slack.

And, Valis, I don't believe you, not one bit.

Heather

minimus

Heather lovesssssssssss Gumby. Heather lovessssssssss Gumby.

FlyingHighNow

Heather lovesssssssssss Gumby. Heather lovessssssssss Gumby.

That's right, Mini. I love everybody. Neil Young even wrote a song about me:

Everybody I Love You Lyrics

by Neil Young

 
Know you got to run,
 Know you got to hide
 Still there is a great life
 Lingerin' deep within your eyes.

 Open up, open up, baby let me in.

 You expect for me to love you
 When you hate yourself, my friend.

 Everybody, I love you
 Everybody, I do

 Though your heart is in anger( heart is an anchor?)
 I need your love to get through
 When I tell you I love you
 You can believe that it's true

 Everybody, I love you
 Everybody, I do.

I even love mean people. It's sometimes as unpleasant as slamming my

fingers over and over in the door, but still love 'em.

Heather

gumby

Hey....this is the first I've seen of this thread. Damn! Had I'd known this thread was going on I would have called you all a bunch of bastards for calling me a bastard.....you bastards!

I'm off to work and will return to read all this.

Gumby

gumby

Here the thread was about me......and when I finally said something......the damn thread dies!

I'm begginin to think your all a bunch a teasin, hook baiters, who likes seeing a guy get all exited then you go and hide behind the bushes when he shows up. Sicko bastards.Minimus was tryin to build me up to let me down...........now I think he's heartless buttweed,....besides a bastard.

Gumby......* sticks up middle finger at Minimus*

Sassy

GUMBY..........we were just letting you take center stage for a while first!!

bisous

No but I've dated my share...............

Are You a BASTARD?.......

Everybody I Love You Lyrics

by Neil Young

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