Are You a BASTARD?....... (page 7)

cruzanheart 21 years ago

IT AIN'T DEAD YET!!!

"Are You A Bitch?"

Only every 28 days -- no, every 14 days and then every 7 -- uhhhhhhh (I'm not PMS'ing, I've got MENOPAUSE).

Nina (who can never resist the last word)

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Valis 21 years ago

Valis is a hippy.

I'm a hippy? You claymation bastard! I hope pokey gets you where the green don't shine...

Sincerely,

District Overbeer

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gumby 21 years ago

I hope pokey gets you where the green don't shine...

He already has.......hence his name

Nina, Tex has said to many others that what you just said was very very very very true! He said you were like Linda Blair in the exorcist during ..."your time."

Poor B.T.....I feel so sorry for the poor bastard.

Gumby

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FlyingHighNow 21 years ago

Gumby, this all reminds me of my oldest grandson. When he was learning to talk, some sneaky rascal with a misguided sense of humor taught him to say bastard. Like all babies he couldn't quite pronounce it right. So one day he got mad at me for stopping him from trying to kamikaze off the sofa. He ran across the livingroom, then turned to face me and yelled " YOU BASTER!!" Out of the mouths of babes.

I don't think Minimus or Gumby are real bastards but it is fun to watch them square off. Shamus on the other hand might be a baster. Hey, what ever happened to Mac?

Heather

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gumby 21 years ago

When he was learning to talk, some sneaky rascal with a misguided sense of humor taught him to say bastard.

LOL

If I ever get a bird that can talk....I'm sure that will be the first word I teach it.

My buddies 2 year old says 'shit' constantly.........cracks me up.

Gumby

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FlyingHighNow 21 years ago

If I ever get a bird that can talk....I'm sure that will be the first word I teach it.
My buddies 2 year old says 'shit' constantly.........cracks me up.
Gumby

Hey, that would just be toooo funny especially since your gal is still in and probably the "friends" come over to your house sometimes.

It's so hard not to laugh when toddlers cuss. My youngest grandson is 2 and someone taught him to say f*c%k#R. He says it under his breath but with a lot of resentment. This is when you have to stop him from drinking draino or wrapping a rope around his neck and things like that. He is a doll. Soooo cute. He called Andy a f$c*ER one day and I laughed. I couldn't help it. Andy had much better self control.

Heather

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darkuncle29 21 years ago

Are You a BASTARD?.......

That depends on who you ask, or who I am dealing with at any given moment. Alot of times I'd like to be a real bastard but my better judgement kicks in.

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