Why Aren't You at the Kingdom Hall?

by Robdar 75 Replies latest jw friends

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  Robdar

  Heather,

  Working is no excuse. Look at Jesus. Lord knows that he was a very busy man what with being a carpenter, casting out devils, healing, rebuking the pharisees, raising the dead, baby sitting those whiney apostles. That never stopped him from worshiping God. No, he was out in the desert or up on the mountain worshiping all day, sometimes for 40 days straight. If Jesus can do it, so can non-smoking heathen like you who only works 20 to 40 hours a week. Sure, worldly people rock, but they are on a fast road to Gehenna. Think about that the next time you are eating one of those heathen pecan rolls.

  Robyn
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  blondie

  Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. I'm not trying for a third time.

  Blondie
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  FlyingHighNow

  No, he was out in the desert or up on the mountain worshiping all day, sometimes for 40 days straight. If Jesus can do it, so can non-smoking heathen like you who only works 20 to 40 hours a week. Sure, worldly people rock, but they are on a fast road to Gehenna. Think about that the next time you are eating one of those heathen pecan rolls. Robdar

  Yeah, well the next time they offer to pay me for worshipping in the desert for 40 days straight, I might consider it if they give me time and half plus per dium.

  Heathen pecan rolls. Hmmm, I think I'll begin my quest to find a pecan roll factory that is not owned by heathens, does not employee ANY heathens and does not include any heathen practices in the pecan roll making process. I may have to hire a private investigater because lord knows this will be like finding a needle in the proverbial haystack and I am too busy working and shmoozing with worldly, gehenna-bound people.

  Heather~Non-smoking gehenna bound heathen apostate~
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  mustang

  I've seen the error of my ways and repented: I am no longer a HEATH-HEN!!! (See strikethrough on above thread.)

  Spiritually Weak is good enough for me!!!

  Being a world-class FENCE SITTER will have to do. I can't go either way: forward or back, off the fence. That's 'cuz I have a fence-pole squarely up my butt!!!!

  Again: the FREE PASS works, but you have to be severely abused by "the loving oRGANIZTION" to get it. Sorry, I can't pass one out to you: you have to EARN IT

  Mustang
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  Robdar

  Heather,

  Have you noticed that your name is one letter off from spelling heathen? Change your name and repent, sweet heathen.

  Again: the FREE PASS works, but you have to be severely abused by "the loving oRGANIZTION" to get it. Sorry, I can't pass one out to you: you have to EARN IT

  Mustang,

  You vex me with your heathen ways. I have probably earned that pass you speak of but choose to wait on Jehovah. Only a heathen would do otherwise. We will miss you in God's new order, Mustang.

  Rob
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  shera

  ROTFLMAO!!!!

  Too funny Robdar! Thanks for the laugh.
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  Sirius Dogma

  I am allergic to polyester.
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  Valis

  Fool me once, shamus on you. Fool me twice, shamus on me. I'm not trying for a third time.

  Blondie

  Blondie! Sincerely, Distrcit Overbeer
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  Robdar

  I am allergic to polyester.

  Sirius Dogma, I have a sirius question for you: Would you rather make it into the new order with a little rash on your ass or be DESTROYED (echo: destroyed , destroyed, destroyed ) at Armageddon, smart guy? You might want to try a little blue star anointing cream on that heathen ass of yours. Valis has plenty if you want to borrow some. Valis, You are not only a heathen but the devil too. You almost seduced me to the dark side with those heathen dreds of yours. Get thee behind me, satan. Robyn
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  Valis

  *LOL* Robyn....