Newbie here

by bakedmonkeepie 39 Replies latest jw friends

  • bebu
    bebu

    HIYA Bakedmonkeepie!! Glad to see that jgnat gave you that thread...

    So nice of you to come in. Were you lurking very long? Or did you just find this site?

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    bebu

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    Lover of truth I thought you were posting it that many times for emphsis... I marked you good on your slip. Now send your report in to Brooklyn.... (((((Smile

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Welcome, welcome bakedmonkey

    Love truth

    "Only a life lived for others is worth living."
    -- Albert Einstein.

    That's a joke, right? You were telling her a joke as a welcome gift, right?

    Edited to add that i'm the resident sarcastic bastard and one line zinger operator. Uncle farkel is such an inspiration.

    SS

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    Welcome Bakedmonkeepie!

    I'm the resident witch, LOL, you'll find me arguing with the skeptics (and there are plenty!)

    Nice to meet you

    Sirona

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Welcome aboard! Jehovah has heard your requests for help and he's sending two elders on a shepharding call to your house. Don't worry, they'll be able to get you back to your spiritual self.

  • calamityjane
    calamityjane

    Welcome

    NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!Please release me! ;^) Seriously, I would rather eat shards of broken glass then go door to door again

    Okay so if your not willing to put the 10 hours in, then you are required to start at least 1 thread a day, and have 20 posts a day to be accepted here, or your out of here. Just kidding.

    Again, welcome, your going to love it here.

    cj

  • willyloman
    willyloman

    Win asked: "Are the elders starting to physically flog people at meetings now which is contributing to this exodus out of the bOrg...?"

    Yes, and the beatings will continue until morale improves.

  • bakedmonkeepie
    bakedmonkeepie

    You guys are too much! Thanks for the warm welcome. LIke I mentioned before, this is much more of a welcoming gesture then I ever got from the hall..... thank you thank you thank you!

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  • Narkissos
    Narkissos

    Welcome BMP!

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