JWs and marital intimacies. What is the current view???

by brojo 21 Replies latest jw friends

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  czarofmischief

  Well blow me down!

  CZAR
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  Love_Truth

  Here's the latest deal:

  If you and your mate want to do anything in your bedroom, you may. However,

  Arbitrary non-scriptural rule #1:You may not discuss it or "promote it" by speaking about it to anyone.

  Arbitrary non-scriptural rule #2: You will be asked, when appplying to be a MS or Elder, if you engage in non-vaginal intercouse, and the right answer is "no". If you say yes, you have broken arbitrary non-scriptural rule #1.

  So, basically, it's a "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
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  Pistoff

  Arbitrary non-scriptural rule #2: You will be asked, when appplying to be a MS or Elder, if you engage in non-vaginal intercouse, and the right answer is "no". If you say yes, you have broken arbitrary non-scriptural rule #1.

  Get out!! Do they really ask that question when being asked to be a servant???

  The unlimited prying of the org......it really knows no limits.

  I am so glad to be mentally free of that whole scene.
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  Love_Truth

  That's their "polite" way of putting it. I, and many others, were asked much more bluntly.
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  ApagaLaLuz

  That's their "polite" way of putting it

  Kinda like "Hiya Brother McNasty, have you poked your wife in the butt lately?" (best if said with a British accent)
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  Mac

  * Ahem..sings *

  "Have tongue, will travel is the card of a man

  Though tight, I won't harm her...not a savage man

  Phalusman, Phalusman...where do you roam..."

  (God, I love those old westerns...pretty sure that one starred "Dick" Boone)

  "Say goodnight Dick".

  "Goodnight Dick".

  Sorry.......continue

  mac
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  aunthill

  I was baptized a few months before this pogrom program was instituted - but I knew enough to read "Song of Solomon." Talk about your original dirty book! I said then, and still maintain, when he was talking about her "thighs" it wasn't her "thighs" he was interested in, but what was between them! So I ignored their idiocy then, IMHO, they had no business sticking their collective nose in my bedroom.

  Obviously that was the first step toward being apostate.

  Aunthill
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  aunthill

  OMG, Mac. My mother loved Richard Boone ! I think the attraction was his big nose - you know what they say about men with big noses,,,, or is that big feet? My hubby has a big nose and big feet and a big.......Oh, well never mind.

  Aunthill
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  Mac

  Sooo Auntie...

  Yer gonna show us yer pomegranates......right?

  mac
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  morty