Guess What? I Got ANOTHER Visit From An Elder Today

by minimus 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Gary Buss, YOU never cease to confuse me.

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    I get it! I get it!

    "Your mother is a building and publishing business" - WTBTS

    "your father is a ghost" - invisible Jehovah

    "and they want you to marry your sister" - marry baptized sisters, only!

    Obviously, I have been spending a TAD BIT TOO MUCH TIME in chat. GaryBuss is starting to make sense....

  • DevonMcBride
    DevonMcBride

    Before they get there, post this sign outside your door.

    Click here to get the full size version

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    heh, heh, if they only knew.....let them come, ask some hard hitting questions with all the proof...lets have some fun...

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    Look Min, go to the market and buy a fish. Get some tape and put the fish and tape in your bookbag and go to the hall Sunday. Go to the mens room and tape the fish under the counter near the sink. After the meeting leave. The next time they ask you to come to a meeting tell them you can't because the place smells so bad! Problem solved! Maverick

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    I am so glad that no one knows where I live. Plus, I don't think they give a crap.

  • Scully
    Scully

    minimus

    You could work on your Samuel L Jackson impersonation:

    Shepherding call?!? We don't need no stinkin' shepherding call!

    Love, Scully

  • minimus
    minimus

    I'd rather act like Robert DiNero or Joe Pesce in Goodfellas.

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    Garybuss has always made sense to me, he and JT are the reason i stayed with this board and he also inspired me to peek at the "Free" site.

    Anger is not always bad, it can be a very useful tool

    M, i personally wouldn't take a major stand unless u are ready for the consquences. IMHO

  • minimus
    minimus

    Wednesday, I agree with you about not taking a stand unless of course, it's necessary. I really feel I owe them no explanations, PERIOD. The brothers that are assigned to talk to me are 2 men that I like. So, thaty='s why the "body" picked them, I'm sure. That's why I'll feel bad when I tell them in a nice way to get lost.

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