I think Doc Watson is on to something. I've heard the Scientologists have that kind of software now. (just a rumor though)
This year's new releases!!!
by Nosferatu 36 Replies latest jw friends
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Nathan Natas
WHATEVER its official title might be, it will be:
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DanTheMan
I wonder if there are going to be any tirades about the internet and apostates at this year's DC.
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drwtsn32
LMAO Nathan!!! That's hilarious!!!
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SadElder
I wonder if there are going to be any tirades about the internet and apostates at this year's DC.
I have it on good authority that a special release is planned"
"How to spy on your brothers via the World Wide Web"
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LittleToe
LOL @ NN.
"From Paradise Lost to paradise
regained.still just around another corner.""Life Everlasting in
FreedomShackles of theSonsPeople of God" (PC version)"Kingdum Hellodies 43 - Now That's What I Don't call Music"
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Sunspot
Nathan!
That is SO funny!!!! Now I'd love to see THAT publication placed at the "doors"!
(wishin' *I* knew how to do all this clever computer-stuff!)
hugs,
Annie
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abbagail
You guys are brilliant!
What 'talents' the WT let get away! Tsk Tsk!
There is an abundance of creative juices flowing in this place!
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My first and all-time favorite book was:
THE TRUTH THAT LEADS TO ETERNAL BOOKSELLING
or put another way...
The Truth That Leads to Eternal Mind Control
Also I remember loving...
Commentary on the Book of Blames
and...
Let Your King's Dummies Come
I'll stop before it gets any worse than that, lol.
Grits
PS: Anybody have a list of the District Convention dates/cities yet? Isn't it too early for the list to be out yet? JWs have left mags at my door twice in the past 2-3 months, which were both of the January and February '04 mags, but no listing of the DCs yet. -
DIM
They are releasing a new tract:
Why Jehovah's Witnesses and the people who bitterly oppose them are part of the same blind faith
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willyloman
The new Ezekiel book will be published in three parts, each to be studied for 18 months. This glorious provision gives congregations an opportunity to study every single verse in Ezekiel for the next 4.5 years. What a blessing this will prove to be.
Our popular, time-tested study format will continue to be utilized, as follows.
First week: review first half of chapter which covers historical application of each verse.
Second week: review modern-day "greater" fulfillment of each verse, and tie it to 1919 to which, and this is almost uncanny, in every case there is a major application! You think Jehovah doesn't work in mysterious ways? Hah!
This goes on until we get to the part about wheels within wheels, at which time a major announcement will be made a special supplemental meeting at which attendance is limited to to those who qualify. Yes, these are exciting times for Jah's people! Watch your KM for further information to be released "in due time."
Oh, wait, it's April the SECOND. Never mind.