This year's new releases!!!

by Nosferatu 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    I think Doc Watson is on to something. I've heard the Scientologists have that kind of software now. (just a rumor though)

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  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    WHATEVER its official title might be, it will be:

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  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    I wonder if there are going to be any tirades about the internet and apostates at this year's DC.

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  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    LMAO Nathan!!! That's hilarious!!!

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  • SadElder
    SadElder
    I wonder if there are going to be any tirades about the internet and apostates at this year's DC.

    I have it on good authority that a special release is planned"

    "How to spy on your brothers via the World Wide Web"

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  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    LOL @ NN.

    "From Paradise Lost to paradise regained. still just around another corner."

    "Life Everlasting in Freedom Shackles of the Sons People of God" (PC version)

    "Kingdum Hellodies 43 - Now That's What I Don't call Music"

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  • Sunspot
    Sunspot

    Nathan!

    That is SO funny!!!! Now I'd love to see THAT publication placed at the "doors"!

    (wishin' *I* knew how to do all this clever computer-stuff!)

    hugs,

    Annie

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  • abbagail
    abbagail

    You guys are brilliant!
    What 'talents' the WT let get away! Tsk Tsk!
    There is an abundance of creative juices flowing in this place!
    -----
    My first and all-time favorite book was:

    THE TRUTH THAT LEADS TO ETERNAL BOOKSELLING

    or put another way...

    The Truth That Leads to Eternal Mind Control

    Also I remember loving...

    Commentary on the Book of Blames

    and...

    Let Your King's Dummies Come

    I'll stop before it gets any worse than that, lol.

    Grits

    PS: Anybody have a list of the District Convention dates/cities yet? Isn't it too early for the list to be out yet? JWs have left mags at my door twice in the past 2-3 months, which were both of the January and February '04 mags, but no listing of the DCs yet.

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  • DIM
    DIM

    They are releasing a new tract:

    Why Jehovah's Witnesses and the people who bitterly oppose them are part of the same blind faith

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  • willyloman
    willyloman

    The new Ezekiel book will be published in three parts, each to be studied for 18 months. This glorious provision gives congregations an opportunity to study every single verse in Ezekiel for the next 4.5 years. What a blessing this will prove to be.

    Our popular, time-tested study format will continue to be utilized, as follows.

    First week: review first half of chapter which covers historical application of each verse.

    Second week: review modern-day "greater" fulfillment of each verse, and tie it to 1919 to which, and this is almost uncanny, in every case there is a major application! You think Jehovah doesn't work in mysterious ways? Hah!

    This goes on until we get to the part about wheels within wheels, at which time a major announcement will be made a special supplemental meeting at which attendance is limited to to those who qualify. Yes, these are exciting times for Jah's people! Watch your KM for further information to be released "in due time."

    Oh, wait, it's April the SECOND. Never mind.

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