This year's new releases!!!

by Nosferatu 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • Corvin
    Corvin

    I smuggled a copy out of Bethel last week. Here it is:

  • Quotes
    Quotes

    As a matter of fact, I'm plannig a "special release" myself..... just as soon as my wife gets home. ;)

  • observador
    observador

    LynEyes,

    Because everyone knows the answers do not work and might just get a JW kid's ass kicked even worse.

    ... and faster.

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    Wouldn't it be nice if the Watchtower came out with a bored game a la Monopoly that you would have to conquer the most territory trying to sell books and magazines in the quickest yet most time stretching method.

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk
    and now and again they re-release an older book -- my guess is

    Millions Now Living Will Never Die !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    to be rereleased as "Thousands Now Living Will Never Die"

    and then in 2025 will be re-released again as "Hundreds Now Living Will Never Die"

    and then to be re-released again in 2050 as "Ten Now Living Will Never Die"

    and finally the last volume in 2100 as "Someone Now living Will Never Die"

    you can always count on new light !!!!!!!!!

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41
    I'll bet any money we'll get another shitty brochure

    .LOL! Old habits die hard, Nos, watch it with the WE shit!

  • Sunnygal41
    Sunnygal41
    You guys are brilliant!
    What 'talents' the WT let get away! Tsk Tsk!
    There is an abundance of creative juices flowing in this place!

    I totally agree!!!

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