Say Something Only A Jehovah's Witness Would Say

by minimus 113 Replies latest jw friends

  • patio34
    patio34

    We shouldn't speculate . . .

    Oh, and the disgustingly "clever" used-a-million-times before meeting:

    "Well Jehovah has spread out a fine banquet of spiritual food this evening. Let's pay attention and start with the tasty appetizers . . . " or some such inane hackneyed wording

    And (in case this was missed) during prayer (were they ever different)

    Thank you Heavenly Father Jehovah for providing this fine spiritual banquet this evening. May each one of us . . . . blah, blah, . . . through your now-reigning heavenly king, Christ Jesus, we pray. Amen.

    Excuse me, I'm going to go be sick now.

    Pat

  • minimus
    minimus

    And who said Jehovah's Witnesses aren't "cultish"?

  • kls
    kls

    Any jw that molests a child is not a real jw . No one can save my live except the org.

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    He's not doing to well in the truth.

  • LuckyNun
    LuckyNun

    keep chaste! bad associations spoil useful habits! control your body members!

  • LuckyNun
    LuckyNun

    isn't that a direct quote from Reasoning From the Scriptures?

  • LuckyNun
    LuckyNun

    is that place run by JWs? I remember my mom getting their catalog and picking out my first service bag for me. ugly as sin, it was.

  • minimus
    minimus

    What a fine covention........As it were........the Great Theocrat........Stay Alive Til 75.........They're real sheep.......That person is a goat!

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    "lets just shake the dust off our feet"

    "we should buy out the opportune time"

  • anglise
    anglise

    Great thread this.Howz abouts

    Jonadab class

    Bible trained christian conscience

    here I am send me

    reaching out

    spiritually weak

    on the work

    privilege of service

    keeping up with Jahs chariot

    not running ahead

    the woman are a large army

    locust class

    Anglise

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