Say Something Only A Jehovah's Witness Would Say

by minimus 113 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Can you imagine talking to a person in just JW lingo?

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    Here are a few:

    1. Pay Ceaser's things to Ceaser and God's things to God > everyone is looking for tax loop holes.
    2. Don't grieve the Holy Spirit
    3. Put on a kingdom smile
    4. pretend to be happy
    5. Will you be in the truth in 1975 said at the convention in 1967? I was baptised that yr.
    6. The New World Society
    7. The United Nations is the disgusting thing causing desolation
    8. The great tribulation is at the threshold
    9. impetuous
    10. extemporaneous
    11. great crowd other sheep
    12. Johnathon class
    13. John class
    14. seek first the kingdom and all other things will be added
    15. Little Flock
    16. your timing was off
    17. pitch power pace
    18. make sure of all things
    19. gestures
    20. great tribulation
    21. honour the holy ones
    22. to honour thy mother and father
    23. obedience is better than sacrifice
    24. faith without works is dead
    25. children be obedient to your parents in all things.

    That is all folks as said by Porky Pigs.Pig 2Ham

    Love Orangefatcat.

    Orange Fat Cat 15


  • Bryan
    Bryan

    From across the room with the great finger of Donald Trump ....

    You're dissfellowshiped!

    Bryan

  • minimus
    minimus

    The WHATEVER 'class'.......That class business really aggravates me. It's stupid.

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    "We need to pay more than the usual attention"

  • minimus
    minimus

    "Well, we know that the love of the greater number would cool off"......."We should treat disfellowshipped people as Jehovah views them----as dead"........"The ministry is refreshing"...."Pioneering is my career".......:"Marked ones"........."pharmakia"

  • Mr.Chipster
    Mr.Chipster

    how about ...."he's in the world"......LOL

    aren't we all "in the world"....

    chipster

  • minimus
    minimus

    Hi Mister Chipster!! Remember, "worldly" is simply "normal".

  • blondie
    blondie

    "wait on Jehovah"

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    "Roll on, New System!!!"

    The Pope

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