Oi ! did u spill my pint?
Say Something Only A Jehovah's Witness Would Say
by minimus 113 Replies latest jw friends
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drwtsn32
"We get to enjoy a spiritual paradise right now!"
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cypher50
You don't find this type of brotherhood & friendship in the world...
Really? I guess the other 6 billion humans will never experience an intimate friendship then...
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shamus
As a matter of fact, there is no brotherhood like it in the world. I have never met such uncaring and gossipping old bitty's in my life.
Thank god the world isn't like that. If it were, we'd all be nuts, LOL!
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freedom96
"That householder was demonized!"
(Usually said Jan 1st and the person had a hangover with glazed eyes)
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minimus
"Jehovah's people are the most honest", "the most law abiding", "the most loving", "the only true Christians on earth today".
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shamus
How about the word "theocracy". Sing it in songs, say it in the Watchtower, say it say it say it. "Theocracy". It has a cultish tone to it that I find scary.
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Lady Lee
Jehovah's Witnesses are not a cult
We abhor child abuse
We don't have problems like child abuse, alcoholism or spousal abuse
Women should be in subjection to their husbands
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ThiChi
(Two Witnesses Kids in service, one "dares" the other to "do it" at the next door....) Knock, Knock: Who's there? The FBI The FBI? Yes, we are the Jehovah's Witnesses, and we offer FREE BIBLE INFORMATION (FBI). the door slams shut.... Ahhhhhh, nothing like being a JW kid out in service... "JW Pranks at the Door" should be your next Topic...I got a lot.
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Freded
System of Things
Whats a thing?