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Say Something Only A Jehovah's Witness Would Say
by minimus 113 Replies latest jw friends
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Mulan
"wait on Jehovah"
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cypher50
Brothers, Please don't lean upon your own understanding!
Yea, because all of the JW teachings are exactly the same as what is taught in the bible.....ahahahhahahahahha.......
Oh, another one: We are the only religion working to vindicate Jehovah's name...
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DanTheMan
"You're starting to sound like an apostate!!!!!"
(which was said to me by a very messy alchoholic brother in what turned out to be the last conversation I ever had with a dub)
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gespro
"You might not get along with all of them but, you know they won't turn around and kill you!" quote from my mother, the one who:
1)stabbed me in the stomach with a screwdriver when I didn't get out of her way fast enough...
2)bashed my head in with a metal towel rack when 'I' made her late for an appointment
3)kicked the shit out of me literally when I had the legitimate excuse for being late getting home and
4)my favorite; after snatching a plate of food out of my hand for taking too much, I frisbeed a slice of bread at her (BIG MISTAKE) and she split my elbow open with a ceramic platter (intended for my face, I put up my arm, elbow first, in front of my face) Definitely would've been too obvious of an injury to go to the Hall and explain what occurred, even though I'm sure she would've had their full support for disciplining such a rebellious act.
Truly the 'fruitages of the WT spirit' at work!
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gespro
Oh yeah....the saying!
"It's a matter of conscience"
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CaptainSchmideo
Using the noun "fellowship" as a verb:
"Let us fellowship with those who love Jehovah!"
"As we spend this time fellowshipping with one another..."
"Mister Frodo, I really have enjoyed Fellowshipping of the Ring with you!"
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Nathan Natas
"Where else would we go?"
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Lonestar13
"we must support the arrangement"
what ever arrangement that might be, meetings for field service, going to your assigned bookstudy despite being assigned to a group all the way across town when there was one right around the corner etc..
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minimus
Gespro////// This "mother" should be arrested!!