Me neither, elsewhere. Modern art is lost on me. I think Picasso's stuff is crap. I keep waiting from someone to talk about "The Emporer's New Clothes". Or "You're kidding, right?" They all just look like a big joke to me.
We were in an art gallery in Hawaii one time and the woman there was excitedly showing us Tony Curtis' art. I laughed and said................." too much paint, no style, and childish". She fumed away and left us alone. Obviously, I know nothing about art. I admit some of his stuff is good, but most of it looks like globs of paint unless you stand WAYYYYY back.