If Morrisey Was a Jdub

by gitasatsangha 45 Replies latest social humour

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    this one didn't require much retooling. Thank's for making it easy Moz.

    We'll Let You Know

    How right are we?
    And how right have we been?
    We'll let you know,
    We'll let you know.
    Oh, but only if
    You're really interested.
    You wonder how
    We've stayed in the Truth 'til now.
    We'll let you know.
    But only if
    You're really interested.
    We're all smiles
    Then, "honest I swear it's the Devil
    That makes us hostile."
    We will descend
    On anyone unable to defend
    Their viewss.
    And the songs we sing,
    They're not supposed to mean a thing,
    La da da . . .
    La da da . . .
    etc.
    We may seem cold,
    Or we may even be
    The most depressing people you've ever known.
    At heart, what's left, we sadly know
    That we are the last truly Theocratic people you'll ever know.
    We are the last true Jehovah's Witnesses you will ever know.
    ever want to know

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha
    Aha! Yes! This has to be one of the funniest things I've read lately. Funny thing I remember as a dub was how obssesd so many of the JWs were with Morrisey and The Cure. It was odd, it seemed like a trend. All the young adults in my area were big in to them.

    That would be me. Yes I wanted Morrisey to keep me for unnatural purposes.

  • LuckyNun
    LuckyNun

    that is so fucking beautifyl. marry me. I don't care if it's against the law in 38 states.

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    why are we related?

  • LuckyNun
    LuckyNun

    no, I just can't marry anyone from Bhutan.

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    oh. well, how about Tennessee?

  • Lonestar13
    Lonestar13

    This is the funniest thread ever! Clever!!! I love Moz but have not the talent to do what I have read here! MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!

  • Fe2O3Girl
    Fe2O3Girl

    "Suffer Little Children"

    and

    "Miserable Lie"

  • shamus
    shamus

    Morrisey needs a happy pill, LOL!

  • LuckyNun
    LuckyNun

    we're not related enough for Tennessee!!

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