If Morrisey Was a Jdub

by gitasatsangha 45 Replies latest social humour

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  gitasatsangha

  oh nun now I am sad..

  never.. had no one, ever.
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  Pleasuredome

  our franz

  piccadilly pioneer

  we hate it when our appostates become successful

  there is new light that never goes out

  this site has opened my eyes

  the overseer ritual
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  Valis

  I saw him in Dallas....boy was I pissed! He got through like three songs and all these freakin kids ganged up on him on the stage and knocked the crap out of him....*LOL* He left and didn't come back...

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  gitasatsangha

  Handsome Elder

  All the seats are crammed with things
  Eager to be nailed
  I know what mics are for
  And I'd like to help my self
  You say "Out of Time"
  But I sense something more
  And I would like to give you
  What I think you're asking for
  you handsome elder
  Oh, you handsome elder
  Let me get start to gag
  on your leather book bag
  and let me get your tool
  in the old second school
  I say, I say, I say
  I crack the whip
  And you skip
  But you deserve it
  You deserve it, deserve it, deserve it
  A sheep in the fold
  Is worth two in the field
  I think I can give you a spiritual meal
  Oh, you handsome elder
  Oh, let me start to gag
  on your leather book bag
  and let me see your tool
  in the old second school
  I say, I say, I say
  I crack the whip
  And you skip
  but you deserve it
  you deserve it, deserve it, deserve it
  And when we'ere in the Literature room
  Who will council whom?
  when when we're in the Literature room
  Who will council whom?
  you handsome elder.
  Oh let me start to gag
  on your leather book bag
  and let me see your tool
  in the old second school
  I say, I say, I say

  There's more to life then placing books
  But not much more
  Oh, there's more to life then placing books
  But not much more, not much more
  Oh you handsome elder
  Oh you handsome elder
  Ow!
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  Matty

  It's possible that the JWs may have had some influence on Morrissey and his lyrics. For a while he was good friends with Viv Nicholson (of Spend, Spend, Spend fame), who is a JW. I even remember a clip from a South Bank Show Special about the Smiths where she was talking about her faith to the band.
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  Sirona

  Jehovah rejected my soul

  Jehovah rejected my soul

  I can't be anointed cos he won't go this low

  He's seen my face around

  and heaven doesn't seem to be my home, so I must find somewhere else to go

  I must find somewhere else to go

  Let me in please?! I'm really good

  Come on, come on oh come on come on come on!

  At the meeting in a coma

  At the meeting in a coma, I know I know its serious

  The speaker's really boring, I know I know its serious

  There are times when I could have murdered him

  But you know I would hate to get DF'd again

  Would you please let me go home?

  Do you really think I'll pull through?

  Do you really think I'll pull through?

  Its so damned borrriinng!!!

  At the meeting in a coma, I know I know its serious

  The speaker's really boring, I know I know its serious
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  Sirona

  I just thought of another - instead of the boxer

  The ministry

  Preaching in front of your home town

  You wish the ground, would open up and take you down

  You will return one day, because of all the things

  That you say at the doors

  Your weary wife is walking away

  Your nephew is true, well he thinks the world of you

  and I have to close my ears
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  Lonestar13

  LMAO Sirona!!!!
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  gitasatsangha

  lol Sirona. I hadn't seen those till Lonestar replied.
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  rem

  Haha, it doesn't take much work with Morrissey. :)
  
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  You say that the day
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  Still I know Armagedon's gonna happen someday
  To you.
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  TOMORROW (In the New World)
  
  The New World,
  Will it really come?
  And if it does come,
  Will I still be human?
  
  All I ask of you,
  Is one thing that you never do,
  Will I still be able to get married,
  (I won't tell anyone).
  In the New World,
  Does it have to come.
  
  All I ask of you,
  Is one thing that you'll never do,
  Can I walk around nekkid,
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  In the New World,
  And what must come before...
  
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  Oh! The pain in my legs! (will I walk again?)
  Oh! My shiftless body. (will I be perfect?)
  
  Tommorrow in the New World,
  It's surely nearer now.
  
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  I never said I wanted to.
  Well, did I?
  
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  Oh! the pain in my legs! (will I walk again?)
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  And, Oh yeah! and oh yeah!
  And, Oh! my shiftless body. (will I be perfect?)
  
  Tommorrow in the New World,
  Tommorrow in the New System.
  
  All I ask of you, oh, oh-oh,
  Is would you tell me that I'll make it,
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  rem