by Farkel 28 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
I thought that the WT teaching was that it 'has fallen' meaning her fall BEGAN in 1918 but the fall does not END until a form of fatal impact which is completed at her END which is actually the BEGINNING of the END, the START of Armageddon.
Babylon the Great has tripped! Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
Donkey,
LOL! Would you settle for a little "Public Reproof(tm)", instead?
Farkel
jst2laws
How then, do you explain the title of the book "Babylon the Grape Has Fallen, God's Kingdom Rules?" Shouldn't it have been something like "Babylon the Grape Has Fallen a Little Bit, God's Kingdom Rules, But It's Gonna Be Falling Even More in the Future?"
Now THAT's a title the length of which Freddie would really like!
Farkel
Urgent Urgent!!! This just in!
I just got a call from Jehovah himself, and HE varified that Babylon DID INDEED have a spiritual fall in 1918. So.....then Freddie was right afterall. I just knew that little bastard knew something we didn't!
Gumby
Since most important doctrines of the dubs are either "invisible" or" spiritual" (this even includes "food!"), and since their membership growth is stagnating. I have an idea to pass along to them: from now on, they should claim a 10% annual invisible growth. They could not 5 but 10 invisible meetings per month in their invisible Kingdom Halls. Pioneers could make their quotas by doing invisible preaching. Heck, dubs could all do invisible field service and place invisible (but truly spiritual) literature. Everyone could have 20 invisible Bible studies. Their stats would skyrocket!
This would make everyone happy, and of course, all of it is Bible-Based(tm).
Farkel
Babylon the Great has tripped! Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
Nos! LOL! Yeah, nice enough for you to make it into a song!
Terri
Shouldn't it have been something like "Babylon the Grape Has Fallen a Little Bit, God's Kingdom Rules, But It's Gonna Be Falling Even More in the Future?"
Farkel,
I like that, it has a real nice ring to it..........maybe Nos can use that for one of the stanzas in his song!?
I wished you would have come up with this stuff years ago Farkel....I would have donated invisible, spiritual money to them. I'd have saved thousands!
Gumby
I was never convinced with the GB's take on most of their modern interpretations/applications on dates, things typical and anti-typical (or principles for that matter). I think the GB often sees things that aren't there!
