The one thing that would mollify me would be to see a Watchtower magazine that said:
FINAL ISSUE
And the one single article in it outlined all their errors, outright lies, scandals and deceptions.
The last paragraph of that issue would read:
We were wrong, so very very wrong. We have misled all of you nice people for over a century, and we are very sorry. We have liquidated all the holdings of the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society and its subsidiaries, and every Jehovah's Witness around the world will be receiving an equal share of the proceeds. We hope you will all accept our heartfelt and sincere apologies to each and every one of you.
Love, Scully