If You Could Tell Brooklyn Just One Thing

by Englishman 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • Scully
    Scully

    The one thing that would mollify me would be to see a Watchtower magazine that said:

    FINAL ISSUE

    And the one single article in it outlined all their errors, outright lies, scandals and deceptions.

    The last paragraph of that issue would read:

    We were wrong, so very very wrong. We have misled all of you nice people for over a century, and we are very sorry. We have liquidated all the holdings of the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society and its subsidiaries, and every Jehovah's Witness around the world will be receiving an equal share of the proceeds. We hope you will all accept our heartfelt and sincere apologies to each and every one of you.

    Love, Scully

  • Sirius Dogma
    Sirius Dogma
    If You Could Tell Brooklyn Just One Thing

    Lighten up and here, smoke this. <cough>

  • Badger
    Badger

    My one thing:

    Name Blondie your next WTS president and do what she says.

  • blondie
    blondie

    I'd lock Ted up and close it down, Badger.

  • Badger
    Badger

    ((((Blondie))))

    I like your platform so far....

  • sf
    sf

    In the infamous lyrics of Tom Petty:

    "You can stand me up at the gates of hell, but I WON'T BACK DOWN."

    Oh, and:

    "Don't come around here no 'mo".

    (Although they were in hood yesterday yet passed my house due to the pdf letter pinned to my front door.)

    sKally

  • new light
    new light
    I did it!! Thanks Eman!

    Me too!!! Thanks!

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    My message to Brooklyn is this,

    Keep your mouth shut as to the end of mankinds existence and the commencement of the 1000 year reign of Jesus Christ. And that also goes for any other dates you make and say are factual and then turn around and say you didn't say that in the first place..

    6

    In its issue of July 15, 1976, The Watchtower, commenting on the inadvisability of setting our sights on a certain date, stated: "If anyone has been disappointed through not following this line of thought, he should now concentrate on adjusting his viewpoint, seeing that it was not the word of God that failed or deceived him and brought disappointment, ut that his own understanding was based on wrong premises." In saying "anyone," The Watchtower included all disappointed ones of Jehovah?s

    7

    Nevertheless, there is no reason for us to be shaken in faith in God?s promises. Rather, as a consequence, we are all moved to make a closer examination of the Scriptures regarding this matter of a day of judgment. WatchTower 1980 March 15th pages 15-17.

    Like everything that the Governing Body says about dates are always wrong or need to change after the fact has occoured. '

    So get your act together and stop telling people you know prophecy and you really don't know anything.

    1. Stop Disfellowshippings Immediately for fear of Reprecussions
    2. Blood Transfusion Save Lives.

    Orangefatcat...

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    I would implore them to please re-examine the facts...C.T Russell was the FDS so they can't be...also that the CN Tower is Gods stone witness.

    I don't think you could tell them anything...How can you change someone who knowingly lies and promotes falsehoods merely to maintain control of people's lives....they're no better than some of the dictators who have manipulated the lives of people in their respective countries.

  • Dawn
    Dawn
    Re: If You Could Tell Brooklyn Just One Thing

    How about....

    KISS MY A$$?! Yea - that feels good. Ok - all better now

    Really though - I wouldn't waste my time telling them to change anything, because they would still miss the most important of it all - that they are NOT the channel to God or the mediator. Only Jesus is - and they are trying to kick him off his throne.

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