Guys, Here's a tip for meeting the ladies!

by Maverick 26 Replies latest social relationships

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    Are you having trouble meeting ladies? If you are looking for cheap sex, stop here! We are talking about the men who were married and J-duds for a long time and are out of the loop! If this is you listen up! And ladies you don't need to be here so go away!!! (That's should piss them off guys!)

    OK. lesson number one; RELAX! Don't be so tense! Women won't bite you...unless your into that sort of thing, and if you are I don't want to know about it! TMI

    Lesson two; Slow down! If you are in a hurry they will know! And that is a turn off! Being patient is a strength quality.

    Lesson three; Check out college classes on anything interesting. Such as a writing course or line dancing, or cooking. I think you get the idea. Take the class.

    Lesson four; Go to the class and lay low for the first three of four classes. Don't stare! Don't act stupid. Act like you are really into the class. Be polite and all business.

    After about four classes talk to one of the older or married ladies. But keep it light and simple. After the ladies have warmed up to you invite them to join you for ladies night at the local watering hole or other open place where they can feel comforable! And then behave! You are being tested so don't say or do anything that tells them you have a penis and want to use it!

    Even if there is no one at the class you are interested in do what I say. These ladies have friends pal! And besides you should be willing to enjoy their company without looking to hook up with them. Women are fun just to hang with! If the ladies like you, they will make it easy. Hang back, keep your hands to yourself, and never talk trash! And if they bring up sex, duck and dodge! We are not in high school brothers. These grown ladies know what sex is. And never act needy or whimpy or talk too much! Let them play detective.

    Let nature take its course. If nothing happens at the first class, take another one! If you give yourself a year, and are not a total smuck, you will have a nice lady friend to share your time with. Maverick

  • Puternut
    Puternut

    And don't forget to brush your hair and teeth. (and don't use the same brush for that)

  • talesin
    talesin

    Since I'm not a lady I guess it's okay for me to comment.

    Geez, Maverick, I think that's trying a bit too hard ... I live in a 'college' town with an influx of about 60,000 students a year, and there's all kinds of horny co-eds who are just waiting to jump the next guy! Aren't you a bit behind the times? Or maybe just getting a bit 'long in the tooth'?

    Guys, just wear something hot, look your best, go to the local hangout and let it be known that you are there for a good time, not a long time. The women will take you up on it, trust me.

    Many of them just wanna get a little 'action', then back to writing their next mid-term.

    And remember, be safe!

    tal

    (of the 'living in the 21st century' klass)

  • simplesally
    simplesally
    lay low for the first three of four classes. Don't stare! Don't act stupid

    Lets just say.......looking up our dress will not impress us, so don't lay tooooo low.....staring at the boobs doesn't impress us either. And he's right, don't act stupid, women like smart men......especially ones with lots of money, so make sure to tell her that you are willing to spend all your hard earned money on her: flowers, jewelry, trinkets, clothes. Get it?

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    *note to self*: go to college and get rich

    *raises hand* Professor Mav.... what if the only way you can relax is to masturbate? Should I still slow down? Women seem uncomfortable with this when they don't know me. Should I wait till the last few classes to relax?

  • Mac
    Mac

    Lesson #5

    Don't go online and try to give advice about how to meet these winsome wenches!

    mac

  • ball.
    ball.

    I am one person who appreciates Mavericks attempts at enlightening us EX-JWs. Afterall we really didn't get enough did we? Unfortunately I think I am all the things Maverick says but live in the UK. Yeah it's a lot tougher here to find women who know what they want. Sheesh - I am the guy that women say "you're too nice" and I end up with no-one. GOD! - the next woman who tells me "YOU'RE TOO NICE", I'm just gunna say "well I'm looking for a nice woman so fuck off".

  • WhyNow2000
    WhyNow2000
    Lesson three; Check out college classes on anything interesting. Such as a writing course or line dancing, or cooking. I think you get the idea. Take the class.

    Hey Mav....

    That's tooooo much investment for cheap sex!

    Guys

    Skip class...

    go to clubs/bars No cofffee shop.

    realx....

    dont get drunk..tipsy ok

    act confident..but not a jerk

    talk to other girls you are not into/know.....helps to relax you

    talk to the girl you like...but dont hold her hostage all night

    don't be too needy .......she is not your mom

    the rest....follow your instinct not your friends' instinct

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    LMAO at Sixy !! ya think?

  • talesin
    talesin

    ball.

    I was so much like you when I was 'young'. Innocent, grew up JW, didn't have a clue about the games people play.

    What works for our worldly-wise friend (Dr. Maverick) may not work for you. Why not ask your friends who are WOMEN, how you can appeal to other women? If you just wanna get laid, it's not very difficult. Lots of women nowadays enjoy sexual freedom without guilt. But if you want a 'relationship' that is long-term, then that's another matter.

    I've been replying 'tongue-in-cheek', but to you, dear soul, I will be straight. Don't play games, don't try to 'catch' someone, just be yourself. Be honest and sincere - you will meet a kindred spirit.

    (edited to say: when YOU are ready for it, emotionally)

    tal

    (of the *likes to be modern, but is mushy at heart* klass)

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