Guys, Here's a tip for meeting the ladies! (page 2)

logansrun

Stuff like this used to interest me...... ;)

simplesally

That's right Logan, you've sworn off sex I heard.

talesin

sally,

it's easy to swear off sex if you don't get any !!!!!

logansrun

Well Sally, keep this between you and me: No! Nice pic, btw. Are you sure you wouldn't be interested in broke college boys? B.

ball.

Talesin, LOL, I will take your advice on board, but just how honest can I get??? LOL

How about responding to some personals ads?! Here's one from the Chicago Reader: LOTS O' BAGGAGE: tall , curvy woman with past. Blonde/blue [eyes], 31, shy, obsessive, Catholic, poor, ind, funny, clever, non-driver, meat-eater, animal-lover, sports-hater, writer. Seeks kindhearted, nin-judgemental, decent, honest, perhaps even naive man 23-45 for short term relationship (under 6 months) ??? B.

Maverick

Ball and you others who are tempted to ask women for advise on what woman want.... be warned......Generally they will tell you their idealized wants. But if you probe you will find most of them don't respond to what they claim they are first attracted to in a partner.

Talesin's advice is typical. "Be yourself....right...and where did that get you up until now? Women read most of the self-help books. Women take most of the night school classes. Go to any magazine stand and look at Cosmo or any of the thousand other woman's mags and just read the titles of the articles...talk about just be yourself! Who get most of the plastic surgery? But just be yourself brother!

And I am not targeting the young and the beautiful. This advice is for the guys, like me, who found themself single after 10 or more years of marrage and out of the culture where they could meet women and who are out of touch with the non-J-duds.

If this fits you then listen. Work on yourself. When you take these classes, work on losing the gut, buy some nice, but not too youthful looking, clothes. Buy an iron...wrinkles are a sin! Have your teeth fixed if they need it. And buy several pairs of nice shoes! Women spend a lot of time picking out shoes and notice your footware. Groom yourself, shave or trim the beard, nice hair, nails and be clean. And use the colonge sparingly fellows! Women have a great sense of smell. If your guy friends comment on your colonge you are putting too much on!

And when you are at these classes and the women ask you why you are there. Tell them you always wanted to do this, (learn to cook or dance) and now you want to learn to handle these things yourself. Ask for their help but don't be to needy about it.

The object is to be attractive to the ladies. To draw them to want to know you better. How can this advice hurt you? You are improving yourself, learning to be more comfortable around women and not sitting home in front of the computer or TV.

If you are sitting home waiting for Miss Right to ring your doorbell and jump into your flabby arms...go get another beer! If you don't want this future, go do something about it. And give yourself a year. This is prenty of time to make some good improvements in your life. Maverick

talesin

Maverick

Have you ever thought about starting a magazine, kinda the 'male' version of Cosmo?

talesin

(prefers Ms. herself, wouldn't touch Cosmo or a 'self-help' book w/ a ten-foot pole )

Maverick

Interesting concept Talesin. How about some possible magazine names? Such as, "For the Clueless Male" or "Clodsmo"? And articles like, "How not to blow it in the First 30 seconds!" or "To Shave or not to Shave, that is the question?" And, "How to get her shoe prints out of the back of your nice new dress shirt! Maverick

xenawarrior

Lesson four; Go to the class and lay low for the first three of four classes. Don't stare! Don't act stupid. Act like you are really into the class. Be polite and all business.

Ball and you others who are tempted to ask women for advise on what woman want.... be warned......Generally they will tell you their idealized wants.

And when you are at these classes and the women ask you why you are there. Tell them you always wanted to do this, (learn to cook or dance) and now you want to learn to handle these things yourself.

Better yet- tell them the truth (amazing concept I know)- that some guy on the internet told you that taking this course (that you wouldn't normally have taken and are only "acting" like you are interested in) would be a great way to meet women who don't really know what they want.

Guys, Here's a tip for meeting the ladies!

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