My wife is a teacher and she had a class today, where she played a game with the kids. One child came forward and stood facing the class with her back to the blackboard. Another kid wrote "Minnie Mouse" above her head on the blackboard; the purpose of the game being that she had to guess "who" she was, by asking the class questions.
So her first question was "Am I a boy?". The class answered "No".
She next asked "Am I a girl?" and the class answered "Yes".
Suddenly a little Jehovahs Witness girl in the front row yelled out "But Minnie Mouse is not a girl!!!!'
All the class screamed at her, telling her how stupid she was for giving away the answer. The poor little JW girl realised then what she had done, and promptly started crying and cried all lesson.
My wife felt really sorry for her! But if I was the teacher I would have had her DISFELLOWSHIPPED!!!!
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