Canadian, blue label ... Pam Anderson was wearing a LaBatt's shirt when she was "discovered" ...
Jukebox ... does it have anything by The Offspring?
Hacienda del Corona
by simplesally 109 Replies latest jw friends
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Sassy
How about a "Cat Scratch Fever".. seems to be someone was looking for that in chat not long ago..
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Dan-O
No wonder they call Mr. Nugent "The Flesh-Eater".
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simplesally
I haven't heard Ted Nugent in FOREVER. lol
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simplesally
Sassy is on brain overload. She is refusing to tell me jokes!
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Sassy
me refusing to tell you jokes?????
I thought that was your job??
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simplesally
i dont know any jokes now..............i am drunk, i could be taken advantage of at this point...............
any takers?
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Sassy
ok...... a joke in the format of the ole' treegirls style.........
pull up a drink and listen
The Blonde at a Bar
Three Apostate Treegirls (long story), A Blonde, a Brunette (Sassy), and a Redhead (SimpleSally) walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror.
If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing you desire the most. But if you lie in front of it, you disappear and you can never come back. So, the SimpleSally goes into the restroom and stands in front of the mirror.
"I think that I am the most beautiful person in this bar." And the SimpleSally walks out with a brand new red car.
Then the Brunette (Sassy) goes into the restroom and says to the mirror," I think Im the smartest person in this bar." And she gets a million dollars.
Then the Blonde goes into the restroom and says to the mirror," I think..." POOF! She disappears.Did we mention we are taking applications for a blonde to complete our three treegirl scenerio???
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simplesally
Who locked me in this bar last night?
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Dan-O
Looks like I went to sleep to early last nite. Damn time zones, anyway ... But here's a joke for ya, Sally: A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a baseball bat jammed u p his ass while he is on fire.