Dan-O!! I love that joke!
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Sally, of the "if you love to drink, you should sleep in a bar" class.
Hacienda del Corona
by simplesally 109 Replies latest jw friends
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Sassy
lol.... I thought you might Sally..
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Sassy, of the "if you love to drink, you should own a bar" class.
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Lyd
I thinkkkkk...Poeff....gone.....I am filling in an application-form tonight....
Lemme see...
Application Form for Three treegirl Wannabees
Are you blonde : yes
Are you stupid : yes
Have you sinned enough to keep up with the other two : yes
Tell one joke: Why do blonde´s like cars with sun-roofs? More leg room.
What else should be on the app- form?
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Dan-O
What else ... hmmm ...
Why do blondes like cars with tilt steering?
More head room.
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Xena
Q: What's black, blue & brown and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette that has told to many blonde jokes.
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simplesally
Lyd,
Your application is being reviewed as we drink!
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Lyd
I´ll wait for your verdict....hey that sounds familiar...deja vu feeling...haha...I can remember a day with a dfd verdict.....poor me another double martini please....I have a serious heartache that doesn´t wanna go away....
Please hug me coz I need it!
Lyd
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Sassy
no no no no we don't have those kind of verdicts here... no stress... as a matter of fact, let us pour you another drink while you wait Lyd..
(Sassy the brunette.. who has not yet told enough blonde jokes to get thrown in the ditch)
Why are Blonde jokes always one liners???
Answer.. So men can understand them too..
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Dan-O
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
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simplesally
Redheads can be pretty strong willed!
The redhead bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband demurred, saying two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."
Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love 3rd one as if it's your own."