Where is everyone?? Hello??????
Hacienda del Corona
by simplesally 109 Replies latest jw friends
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Dan-O
We went out for drinks. Didn't you get the memo?
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simplesally
Gosh, you guys are so mean and I had my party dress on, I even brushed my teeth for you all!
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Sassy
the drinks were good too.. I say we pour another..
how about a drink?? anyone up for one?
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simplesally
I'll be over as soon as I am out of work!!!!
A man is sitting in a bar near Sally, who's wearing the tightest fitting pants he has ever seen. He keeps looking at her with wide eyes, so she finally asks, "What's wrong?" He said, "Lady, I hope you don't mind my being too presumptuous, but I was wondering, just how does a person get into a pair of vinyl pants like that?"
Sally looks at him, smiles, and says, "You might start by buying me a drink."
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Sassy
little visualization....................tight vinyl pants
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Sassy
Making a bet at a bar
Sally and Sassy were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Sally. "Bet you $10 he won't," said Sassy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. Sassy hands the Sally the money.
"I can't take your money," said Sally. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said Sassy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!" -
codeblue
lol...I think Sassy and Sally should be a duo stand-up comedy team....I am willing to be your agent!!!
Codeblue
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Sassy
woo hoo... we never had an agent before..
do you clean treehouses too?
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codeblue
Of course I don't clean treehouses...Sassy...come one....lol